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[virt]

You poncy Mediterranean taintload, you couldn't write a horn section if your miserable life depended on it, even if you had an entire year. You boast about the minuscule amount of time you spent on your entry, as if your lack of passion is something to be proud of, but putting in more time would be pointless anyway. The only creative thing you've ever done was boiling hot dogs in your coffeemaker, after your mom couldn't pay the gas bill because she was too busy scarfing my latkes with applesauce.

"while packing for magfest" -- big deal, greasegun, you never even change your clothes. Slapping a pair of pajama bottoms and a stained wifebeater into a paper bag doesn't count as packing.  Then, you hung around with your "friends" (social worker and live-in wet nurse) playing Tapper all day. Bet that was a barrel of fun.

Bitch, I've spent the past 2 years mastering Azerbaijani logdrum funk, and can now do a pretty much flawless Church Bingo / Potluck oldies pastiche. I'd be more worried if you had the slightest idea how to actually USE all the fancy shit you're pirating. Use 800 gigabytes of samples, I give approximately 0 gigafucks. I cannot WAIT to staple your empty pizza-dough scrotum to your floppy tits. Under a month away now.

Make peace with Zeus, shitwad.

[3ngag3]

Use 800 gigabytes of samples, I give approximately 0 gigafucks. I cannot WAIT to staple your empty pizza-dough scrotum to your floppy tits. Under a month away now.

Make peace with Zeus, shitwad.

That's worth approximately 1.21 Gigawats of hilarity right there.

[Bonkers]

This thread is making me LOL SO HARD>

[Demonstray]

You guys have no idea how much I would pay to see this scripted and performed at MAG. I can't fucking count that high.

[Djinnocide]

This thread is making me LOL SO HARD>

You guys have no idea how much I would pay to see this scripted and performed at MAG. I can't fucking count that high.

[LuketheXjesse]

You guys have no idea how much I would pay to see this scripted and performed at MAG. I can't fucking count that high.

[ShawnDouglasPhase]

i believe this thread has turned malevolent, as virt used the term 'greasegun'..epicness must flow as a result with no half stepping.

[SnappleMan]

Keep on thinking that anyone gives a shit that you can unauthentically emulate big band music with a synthesized Dezi Arnaz you've created using talk-it, melodyne and famitracker all run through a vocoder feeding straight into your asshole and spewing out of the swollen wort you call a penis. "I set the pitch value to 89000 so I can get realistic vocal expressions by putting my thumb ever so slightly over my pitch wheel and recording the subtle vibrations that happen as I orgasm while thinking about being a respected wolf matriarch who leads her pack on wild and erotic hunts that result in all the males mating with me as I get my fill of feces stuffed deer intestines."

You better get your asshole ready for me because I'll be wearing your loose skin like a snuggie while I go engine-style on you at mag.

[Norrin_Radd]

Boner Month.

[Chernabogue]

I don't know if I stil want to enter DoD this month...

[Omigadrive]

All this magical plug in talk. I got me actual musicians.

[Prince Of Darkness]

All this magical plug in talk. I got me actual musicians.

http://theshizz.org/...post__p__833516

[Omigadrive]

All this magical plug in talk. I got me actual musicians.

http://theshizz.org/...post__p__833516

Holy cocks, that's a lot of samples.



Still think they need to lay off the samples and learn every one of those instruments.

Every, damn, one.

[LuketheXjesse]

[norg]

dude, you had to bring in the snuggie.

the image will never leave my head now.