FFUUUUUCCKKK YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS!!!
Just noticed that my new laptop comes equipped with BEATS AUDIO BY Dr.DRE! You're fucking dead.
ATTN: VIRT 2012 EDITION
Started by SnappleMan, Dec 03 2011 07:35 PM
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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:25 AM
nfsw
You sir, are a sociopath who gets off of insulting other people. People such as you, regardless of talent or merrit are a blight upon this world and aren't worth a single milligram of oxygen. Do the world a favor and go hang yourself you miserable, insecure, magalomaniacal bottom feeder.
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Posted 13 December 2011 - 05:58 PM
STONE COLD MUNCHINdr. dre? please. what an amateur.
a real man would get Marvin Young AKA "Young MC" to feature on his track.
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that irl is POUISONNNNNNNN
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Posted 14 December 2011 - 10:27 AM
STONE COLD MUNCHIN
dr. dre? please. what an amateur.
a real man would get Marvin Young AKA "Young MC" to feature on his track.
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Posted 03 January 2012 - 08:53 PM
Pretty sure Jake just got turned off by everyone else trying to make this feud their own in some way. But I'm ever more sure that the reality sank in and he was too busy shitting himself at the thought of me beating him to chance angering me further. I just spent the entire month recording one 35 minute guitar solo that's going to be broken up into 3 minute sections and then layered over itself for the most complex and most MTL counterpoint ridden gigawank known to man. The musical expressiveness will be so intense that it'll force him to cut off his own dick and fuck himself in the ass with it.
nfsw
You sir, are a sociopath who gets off of insulting other people. People such as you, regardless of talent or merrit are a blight upon this world and aren't worth a single milligram of oxygen. Do the world a favor and go hang yourself you miserable, insecure, magalomaniacal bottom feeder.
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Posted 03 January 2012 - 09:09 PM
omfggigawank
ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGAWANKS.
Also, we all know by now that SnappleMan and virt had to settle their differences and combine their might in an attempt to ward off a much more threatening galactic force.
Me.
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Posted 03 January 2012 - 09:10 PM
This thread isn't aimed at insignificant peon sacksniffers! My crosshairs are aimed directly for virts tender manhole. I'll prod my dick so far into his ass that he'll be able to suck it*.
*because he has his head so far up his own ass, in case you didn't understand.
Show yourself, coughman!
I just wanted to quote this because its awesome.
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Posted 03 January 2012 - 09:29 PM
penis will go flaccid upon cutting it off, since an erection happens as a result of bloodflow, duhhhhhhPretty sure Jake just got turned off by everyone else trying to make this feud their own in some way. But I'm ever more sure that the reality sank in and he was too busy shitting himself at the thought of me beating him to chance angering me further. I just spent the entire month recording one 35 minute guitar solo that's going to be broken up into 3 minute sections and then layered over itself for the most complex and most MTL counterpoint ridden gigawank known to man. The musical expressiveness will be so intense that it'll force him to cut off his own dick and fuck himself in the ass with it.
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Posted 03 January 2012 - 09:54 PM
penis will go flaccid upon cutting it off, since an erection happens as a result of bloodflow, duhhhhhh
Pretty sure Jake just got turned off by everyone else trying to make this feud their own in some way. But I'm ever more sure that the reality sank in and he was too busy shitting himself at the thought of me beating him to chance angering me further. I just spent the entire month recording one 35 minute guitar solo that's going to be broken up into 3 minute sections and then layered over itself for the most complex and most MTL counterpoint ridden gigawank known to man. The musical expressiveness will be so intense that it'll force him to cut off his own dick and fuck himself in the ass with it.
I laughed and proceeded to cough up half a lung at this.
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Posted 03 January 2012 - 11:49 PM
penis will go flaccid upon cutting it off, since an erection happens as a result of bloodflow, duhhhhhh
Pretty sure Jake just got turned off by everyone else trying to make this feud their own in some way. But I'm ever more sure that the reality sank in and he was too busy shitting himself at the thought of me beating him to chance angering me further. I just spent the entire month recording one 35 minute guitar solo that's going to be broken up into 3 minute sections and then layered over itself for the most complex and most MTL counterpoint ridden gigawank known to man. The musical expressiveness will be so intense that it'll force him to cut off his own dick and fuck himself in the ass with it.
See, this is why you people should stay out of our feud. If you knew ANYTHING about virt you'd know that his penis is so small that being in a flaccid state keeps it just as firm as when it is erect, there's simply not enough mass there to attribute to any type of sagging or visibly 'flaccid' behaviour. Next time you fuckers better keep to yourselves and not try to fight battles for us!
nfsw
You sir, are a sociopath who gets off of insulting other people. People such as you, regardless of talent or merrit are a blight upon this world and aren't worth a single milligram of oxygen. Do the world a favor and go hang yourself you miserable, insecure, magalomaniacal bottom feeder.
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Posted 04 January 2012 - 01:18 AM
penis will go flaccid upon cutting it off, since an erection happens as a result of bloodflow, duhhhhhh
Pretty sure Jake just got turned off by everyone else trying to make this feud their own in some way. But I'm ever more sure that the reality sank in and he was too busy shitting himself at the thought of me beating him to chance angering me further. I just spent the entire month recording one 35 minute guitar solo that's going to be broken up into 3 minute sections and then layered over itself for the most complex and most MTL counterpoint ridden gigawank known to man. The musical expressiveness will be so intense that it'll force him to cut off his own dick and fuck himself in the ass with it.
See, this is why you people should stay out of our feud. If you knew ANYTHING about virt you'd know that his penis is so small that being in a flaccid state keeps it just as firm as when it is erect, there's simply not enough mass there to attribute to any type of sagging or visibly 'flaccid' behaviour. Next time you fuckers better keep to yourselves and not try to fight battles for us!
fight your battles?! maybe next time you should try collabing with virt for a dod so you can get more effectiveness out of your tribbing and scissoring. i mean wouldnt that make all of us winners? instead you go all half-winkeye with your flirting instead of taking the path of least resistance, a 12 pack of crunchwraps and a cubase session on both sides of the gate would make all of us much more satisfied instead of who has the tightest butthole or whatever, ahahaha. either way, i hope both of you are able to have happy penising.
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Posted 04 January 2012 - 02:06 AM
I wasn't sure I could wake up and face the day today.
My outlook on life has vastly improved now.
My outlook on life has vastly improved now.
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