ATTN: VIRT 2012 EDITION
Posted 04 January 2012 - 08:06 AM
Jesus H. Dog-raping Fuck, I just submitted my track, and holy shit you're SO DEAD, Andykins.
The space coroner who pronounced you dead was so shocked at how stone-ass dead you were that he invented a time machine and came back in time just to tell me how dead you are, and try to talk me out of it. You're that dead.
Just kidding, asshole, I didn't even submit a track, because I'm WAY too busy to prove something we all already know to some swarthy, half-literate beef knob who thinks "sweep picking" means buying a broom.
See, I actually HAVE a day job, and I just made hella bank doing a whole batch of huge soundtracks like "Huckleberry Hound Racer 2" for iPhone. In case you didn't notice, I was just awarded "Best Japanese Composer of All Time" over at Time Magazine. Meanwhile, you lounge in some decrepit Greektown hovel, digging week-old Fritos out of the sweltering chasm beneath your tits (or as you call it, DUMBO -- Down Under the Man-Bosom Overpass).
So basically, plug off; it's plainly obvious to everyone that you would have gotten crushed a second time. If anything, I was trying to look out for Tina: Every minute you spent on your pathetic, substance-free track is another minute the poor girl was spared the the horrifying sight and aroma of your grotesquely forested loins.
NO WAY!! Mucho Macho Moochiness OMG!! I'd torture u with kisses - u'd never get away from me aarrrgghhhh xoxoxoxoxox!!
Posted 04 January 2012 - 08:15 AM
This thread isn't aimed at insignificant peon sacksniffers! My crosshairs are aimed directly for virts tender manhole. I'll prod my dick so far into his ass that he'll be able to suck it*.
*because he has his head so far up his own ass, in case you didn't understand.
Show yourself, coughman!
Been there. Done that.
Posted 04 January 2012 - 08:50 AM
DUMBO -- Down Under the Man-Bosom Overpass
This was just a little pile of magic.
But... if Virt doesn't enter does he get bummed by proxy? THERE HAS TO BE SOME DAMN RULES TO THIS. If nobody get's bummed at the end of this I will be a very sad man.
Posted 08 January 2012 - 05:04 PM
I feel duped....
Posted 08 January 2012 - 05:06 PM
You sir, are a sociopath who gets off of insulting other people. People such as you, regardless of talent or merrit are a blight upon this world and aren't worth a single milligram of oxygen. Do the world a favor and go hang yourself you miserable, insecure, magalomaniacal bottom feeder.
Posted 21 April 2013 - 11:32 PM
Use 800 gigabytes of samples, I give approximately 0 gigafucks.
I prefer "Cock."
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