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[cetera]

this is me

trying too hard

too poop out a thread

that will be aweosme

i really miss those threads that you could addictively click on all day long and get no work done

it needs to be funny with like maybe a crazy story

like my adventure at the titty bar friday - woof

it needs to poke fun at another shizzy - like ken oh - DAT ASS. dude i put 4 bagels in the oven part of your toaster yesterday, and turned everything all the way up. with 1 minute the thing started smoking and the bagels were black on top but soft on bottom. this is not your fault. i made my gf eat them even tho she didn't want to.

what happened to boofnasty?

also we need some kind of TMI detail revealed in the thread - like how i picked a bunch of boogers sometimes how i stow them in bad places.

i also have a questionable video of nick the newbie singing like a prayer at his birthday.

also a question must be posed: what are you guys opinions on EGG CREAMs. seltzer, whole milk, and chocolate syrup, hard whippped to a foamy top.

see how i secretly wove food into this post to get the fatties crankin?

and a thinly veiled (no pun intended) insult to get people mad?

no such thing as bad pubicity

[GENTLYPORKING]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[streifig]

trying too hard cafe

[joe.distort]

like my adventure at the titty bar friday - woof

i vote this

titty bars are the bestest

thursday i had a hot lady on my lap waitin for the next song

then her friend came up and was all 'hey we are going back to my house to, uh, pick up, yknow...stuff' and my stripper told me 'whoops, gotta go babe'

i then had to ask 'did i just get ditched for you guys to go do coke???' and she kinda shrugged and left hahaha

i was bummed because i am picky and like to wait for the good ones but luckily a tall thick brunette came along right after and i stopped caring almost immediately.

i still havent seen anything too crazy, but ive only been going for about two months.

i do like that groups of uptight white golfers and drunk black thugs get along there. naked women=racial unity

[XMark]

This is me

trying too hard

to make a witty response in this thread

that mirrors the form of the original post

yet adds an extra layer of parody

[MetalBishop]

[Spookmeister C]

Can we make this cetera's permanent avatar?

[ironyengine]

Can we make this cetera's permanent avatar?

The requested URL /[R,NC] was not found on this server.

nope.

[Nick The Newbie]

Cetera showed up at my house on friday evening (saturday morning) with a 19 year old. Nice.

[joe.distort]

i was out for my friends birthday a few weeks ago i was getting a lap dance from the hottest stripper ive seen

she had a tattoo of a hot topless lady emerging from a pond on her back

i started laughing hysterically as i realized it looked just like her

'did you get a tattoo of yourself topless on your own back?!'

she laughed and said im not the first to ask that

i havent seen her since

im beginning to worry she was a wonderful figment of my imagination

or a stripper ghost

[thecreeper]

mods, please rename this thread to 'joe.distort's stripper adventures, volume 1'

[Radioeyes]

[joe.distort]

mods, please rename this thread to 'joe.distort's stripper adventures, volume 1'

haha, ive only got maybe 5 good stories

[thecreeper]

mods, please rename this thread to 'joe.distort's stripper adventures, volume 1'

haha, ive only got maybe 5 good stories

well, that's why it's volume 1.

[Eric Dude]

trying too hard cafe

I like a lot of the snarky responses in hre, but I think this one takes the cake. Well played, comrade.