I hate wizards
Posted 24 July 2012 - 08:59 PM
Spook, you're rolling criticals with your Party Pooper spells.
I think that the only way you're going to nail a 10 (or 11) girl is if you have millions of dollars, a non maniac mansion, a bichon frise with a bow on it's head, a yacht, and multiple fast cars! i'm so sorry :/
Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:15 PM
As the midnight moon shone brightly overhead
The stars so gaily glistened and the sphinx in silence listned to
The magician's tales of lives that he had led
Let the bells of freedom ring
Songs of love for Friday's king
Let's all go to
The magician's birthday
It's in the forest but
Not so far away
Much to do and so
Much to say
While we listen to the
Orchid orchestra play
Then at the dead of midnight as we
Watched the dancing firelight
The air grew cool and seemed to dull the flame
The fire died, the music faded
Filled with fear of death we waited
For now we knew some evil was to blame
I CHALLENGE YOU, I CHALLENGE YOU ALL
FOR ALL YOU OWN AND ALL YOU KNOW
AND BY ALL THE POWERS OF DARKNESS
I WILL STEAL WHAT IS MINE
SURRENDER NOW OR FACE MY SPITESPITESPITESPITE
I GRANT YOU IT MAY BE FRIDAY NIGHT
BUT DID YOU KNOW THIS DAY ALSO NUMBERS THIRTEEN?
FIRST I'LL GIVE YOU FIIIIIIIIIIRE!
I'll turn your fire into a sleepy stream!
YES, BUT NOW I GIVE YOU NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTMARES!
From your horror I'll create a dream!
YOU CANNOT FIGHT ME, FOR I HAVE THE SWORD OF HAAAAAAATE!
But one thing you can't see
My answer is simply
An impenetrable fortress of love!
The fear left as quickly as it came
The air was clear, the fire burned again
The flames leapt, the orchids played
The swans sang to greet the day
And at last we knew that love will find love will find love will find love will find love will find love....
Posted 25 July 2012 - 07:21 AM
Sam, the Neon Orange Knight
you will die of sodium poisoning before you ever take me with enough grains of salt.
Perhaps the same can be said of all birth control. But enough posting- have at you!
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