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#1 ShawnPhase

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 01:42 PM

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'you guys like weed'

'who did that to that flag. they can kiss my ass'

you guys got any good craigslist stories? i always peruse craigslist, but when it comes time to meet up with dudes i am more often than not let down by how ppl can be sometimes. usually if its an older head and i can talk to em on the phone its not too bad. you can read a dude a lil bit and tell if he's just too far out there, feel em out a bit. one time i sold a speaker cabinet to this guy and he was beyond crazy, im talking put the phone down for 15 minutes and let him blab crazy. i dont even think i actually did the transaction, rather just left the cabinet here for him and told my rents to tell him i wasnt around and to just take the guys money.
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Posted 03 August 2012 - 01:59 PM

http://theshizz.org/...horror-stories/

But you're new, so it's an understandable mistake.

these hilary clinton-looking women must be pressing their buttholes right up against the sides of the stall and letting it rip.

icing bag style.


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Posted 03 August 2012 - 02:03 PM

http://theshizz.org/...horror-stories/

But you're new, so it's an understandable mistake.


God damn.

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#4 ShawnPhase

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 02:21 PM

http://salina.craigs...3161391524.html

4 weeks ago I found kittens living under my porch with a mama cat.
I brought them inside and I am raising them to be homosexual (lesbian or gay).
So you will not have to worry about spaying or neutering them.
If you do not want to be scratched, I would suggest getting them declawed.
They will be ready in 2 weeks and will need their first shots.
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Posted 03 August 2012 - 04:18 PM

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eww that guy is hell of lame

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 04:20 PM


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eww that guy is hell of lame

i bet he is in a buckcherry tribute band.
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#7 Brandon Strader

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 04:37 PM

I thought that guy looked cool. I guess that makes me lame too.

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Posted 03 August 2012 - 05:05 PM

I had a guy come to pick something up from me that I was trying to get rid of. Anyways, he started telling me about how a guy once pulled a gun on him when he went to his house to buy something (from the dude's ad on craiglist), so he flashes his pistol and I nearly shit myself because the very sight of guns freak me out. I guess he wanted me to know that he had one in case I tried to pull something out myself. I always wonder how experienced the average gun owner is with their weapon, so when they show it off, it makes me pretty damn nervous. Couldn't wait for the guy to leave though, even though he didn't seem like a bad dude. I just hate being around real guns.

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 02:30 AM

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Posted 07 August 2012 - 05:29 AM

I had a guy come to pick something up from me that I was trying to get rid of. Anyways, he started telling me about how a guy once pulled a gun on him when he went to his house to buy something (from the dude's ad on craiglist), so he flashes his pistol and I nearly shit myself because the very sight of guns freak me out. I guess he wanted me to know that he had one in case I tried to pull something out myself. I always wonder how experienced the average gun owner is with their weapon, so when they show it off, it makes me pretty damn nervous. Couldn't wait for the guy to leave though, even though he didn't seem like a bad dude. I just hate being around real guns.

there should def be a law that requires you to master gun twirls and slickshooter show tricks. i honestly feel like flashing a gun and doing that stuff would dispel any doubt that the user knew their stuff
right? like if he pulled it out and did a light-hearted TJ laser, you would have been fine, yea? i would :lol:

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Posted 07 August 2012 - 09:00 AM


I had a guy come to pick something up from me that I was trying to get rid of. Anyways, he started telling me about how a guy once pulled a gun on him when he went to his house to buy something (from the dude's ad on craiglist), so he flashes his pistol and I nearly shit myself because the very sight of guns freak me out. I guess he wanted me to know that he had one in case I tried to pull something out myself. I always wonder how experienced the average gun owner is with their weapon, so when they show it off, it makes me pretty damn nervous. Couldn't wait for the guy to leave though, even though he didn't seem like a bad dude. I just hate being around real guns.

there should def be a law that requires you to master gun twirls and slickshooter show tricks. i honestly feel like flashing a gun and doing that stuff would dispel any doubt that the user knew their stuff
right? like if he pulled it out and did a light-hearted TJ laser, you would have been fine, yea? i would :lol:

People like to show stuff off to me, even when I'm clearly not the least bit interested. Guns are the least interesting thing to me that I can imagine, perhaps besides someone handing me a bag of poop. The reality I picture is something like "here, check it out, I'll let you hold it" and the thing goes off and I get shot in the foot. Then I end up saying "no worries, no worries" as the guy finishes me off so I don't go tattling on him. TJ Hooker, my ass.

but yeah, that would be nice.

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