1)Please describe your butt
FULL OF POO
2)Do you have a job? If so please describe (briefly)
3)Do you live with your parents? If not, please describe (briefly) your living situation (roommates, apartment/house, living with ex-girlfriend, etc.)
MY BUDDY HAS A SWEET TRAILER
4)Are you homeless/living in your car?
ITS SOMEONE ELSES VEHICLE AND I CALL IT HOME
5)Do you dance? Yes No
6)Do you enjoy going down on hot chicks? Yes No
DOES BUTTHOLES COUNT?
7)Did you vote in our last presidential election? Yes No
FELONS CANT VOTE
8.)Please briefly describe your political leanings
MY LEANING IS ONLY WHEN IM DRUNK AND CANT STAND
TOTALLY APOLITICAL LEANING
I SQUAT LIBERALLY THOUGH
9)Please briefly list some of your favorite musical genres
I HATE MUSIC
10)Please briefly list some of your favorite movies
TWO WORDS. STEVEN. SEAGAL.
11)Please briefly list some of your favorite books (if you do not read, you can stop taking this survey now)
UM HOW ABOUT THE HOLY BIBLE?
12)Please fill in the blank: “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a ____”
13)Do you get along with your family?
THEYRE DEAD. SO YEAH.
14)Do you like fake breasts?
YEAH BUT THE BOUNCER KICKS ME OUT ANYTIME I TOUCH EM
15)Do you play video games?
duke nukem forever
texas chainsaw massacre
custer's last stand
16)Do you have any female friends?
I KNOW FEMALES BUT THEIR NOT MY FRIENDS
17)what kind of porn do you like to watch?
18)Are you gay?
19)Are you maybe a little gay?
ARE YOU LOOKIN FOR A FIGHT
20)Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend?
DO BOARD GAMES COUNT
21)Are you friends with any of your ex-girlfriends?
THE COURT WONT ALLOW THAT
22)Do you have a beard?
I DID BUT SHE DIDNT CONVINCE ANYBODY. THATS WHERE YOU COME IN.
23)What are your feelings about women who let their body hair grow out
AS LONG AS THEY KEEP THEYRE BURKAS ON
24)Do you have a 401K or other retirement investment account?
MONEYS FOR SELLOUTS AND POSERS
25)Do you recycle?
26)Do you cook?
NO BUT I BAKE. BWAHAHAHA. (420)
27)Who would you bang: Amy Poehler or Tina Fey?
28)Who would you bang: Hilary Clinton or Sarah Palin, please describe why
I DONT DO MOMS
29)please describe your drinking habits?
GENERALLY IT GOES IN MY MOUTH DOWN MY THROAT HOLE
30) when drunk would you rather: a) fight with me/dudes in the bar/my ex-boyfriend or B.) fuck me
CAN I DO BOTH AT THE SAME TIME
31) dogs or cats? or both?
32) what would do to help alleviate my pain on day 1 of my period?
TAKE A 7 DAY VACATION
OH I THOUGHT YOU SAID ALLEVE MY PAIN
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