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proph

Member Since 13 Oct 2011
Offline Last Active Jan 31 2012 11:16 AM

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In Topic: Vigilante 8 Anticipation Station

30 January 2012 - 10:19 AM

Are you guys playing the same bland physics nightmare that I am?

In Topic: the "BEST JOKE EVARR!!" thread

27 January 2012 - 11:57 AM

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down and order a "Bicardi and................................................ cola"
Bartender asks, whats with the huge pause??? Polar Bear says "I had a stroke last year."

I like this. I like this alot!

In Topic: the "BEST JOKE EVARR!!" thread

27 January 2012 - 10:46 AM

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?"

"None," replied Johnny, "'Cause the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "But I like the way you are thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now; If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop: one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone, and the third was sucking the cone. Which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."

In Topic: The Paranormal

26 January 2012 - 12:57 PM

When I was 19 God cracked my Metallica Garage Inc. CDs in half while I was sleeping to convince me that he actually does exist. It didn't work <_<

Maybe he was just trying to tell you that their newer stuff is crap.

In Topic: Harden The Fuck Up February

26 January 2012 - 10:01 AM

Free climbing is fucking terrifying. Good luck to all them. I saw pics of that guy who free climbs buildings and it gives me shivers.

But, the best free climbing was Ryu in the SFII anime.

So... Dan osman is at least a close second right?



I don't get rattled easily, but just watching that gives me a little anxiety. Shine down on us you crazy bastard