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Big Hamburger god damn

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Posted 02 February 2005 - 06:04 AM

i typed in "OMG OMG" on google
and this shit came up

http://www.snopes.co...s/bigburger.asp
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 07:32 AM

I'd hit it.
I have no need for a sig
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 08:05 AM

Jesus! That woman who finished it must be pretty fucking awesome! I wish I could find a picture of the woman who could down 11,818 calories; 760 grams of fat and not die on the spot.

Here's an article about her. It's also one of the most poorly written works I've ever seen. It's time to think about some paragraphs, pops.
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 08:35 AM

God, that article is impossible to read!
no more hamburger time.

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Posted 02 February 2005 - 08:46 AM

God.

That article.

Is impossible.







To.




















Read.
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 08:51 AM

Getting that thing in is the easy part... getting it out is hell.
sanitize.deodorize.pulverize
MINIBOSSIES NEVAR SAY DIE!
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"I hunt squirrels, too," Spencer said, in between drags of bummed Pall Malls on Viessman's back porch. "And I like eating turtles."
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 08:55 AM

ahahahahaha totally
plus your advatar is hilarious
reminds me of that girl from napolean dynamite
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 09:08 AM

raubhimself, on Feb 2 2005, 08:51 AM, said:

Getting that thing in is the easy part... getting it out is hell.

How many times have I heard that before.

:o
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 09:13 AM

I saw a guy at Fuddrucker's last night who had ordered a one-pound burger. The thing looked like a discus on a bun. He was slathering it with jalapenos and that fake orange cheese. I was thinking he should be wearing a shirt that said "Not going to make it to work tomorrow" on one side and "Knock on the bathroom door if you need me" on the other.
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 09:33 AM

Mmmm...
Shredded cow, orange goo, and hot peppers.

Now thats a meal.
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 02:11 PM

mikemfer, on Feb 2 2005, 09:13 AM, said:

I saw a guy at Fuddrucker's last night who had ordered a one-pound burger....

You ever see that episode of Mr. Show where they are in front of the gay bar Futtbucker's? Kills me every time.
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 02:20 PM

On January 12, 2005, in Clearfield, PA, Kate Stelnick, a 115 pound student at the The College of New Jersey from Princeton, NJ, became the first person, male or female, to eat Denny's Beer Barrel Pub 96er burger (11 pounds with 6 pounds of meat) in under 3 hours (2:54).
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 02:25 PM

Her hat says First Friday Breakfast Club. You shizzies should invite her to the First Friday Drinking Club
no more hamburger time.

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Posted 02 February 2005 - 02:39 PM

Good lord, that picture of the "Divide and Conquer Method" is so fucking gross.
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Posted 02 February 2005 - 05:00 PM

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i wonder if this is 'badlands'? this has actually been on my webpage for a while.
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