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#121 Smeg


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Posted 19 August 2019 - 05:10 PM

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Posted 19 August 2019 - 07:36 PM

This is the first I've heard of these things. So you just rub your cock head in the egg and it has a pleasant texture, or what?
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#123 Jace


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Posted 19 August 2019 - 08:00 PM

This is the first I've heard of these things. So you just rub your cock head in the egg and it has a pleasant texture, or what?

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Posted 19 August 2019 - 08:42 PM

Sorta, it's stretchy and has texture inside of it like ribbing or webbing, so it's like a full stroke thing. They are fun solo or with someone helping and are pretty cheap. Double fun if you use that warming lube instead of regular. You can find videos of people using to give a visual aid of it

I think my first attempt to explain it after first use was 'wow that felt like the most luxurious handjob of my life'

Edit: I am very aware at how incredibly ridiculous the term 'luxurious handjob' is and I absolutely love it haha
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Posted 19 August 2019 - 09:20 PM

This shows pretty clearly how to use the egg:


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#126 brodan


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Posted 19 August 2019 - 09:37 PM


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Posted 20 August 2019 - 07:34 PM


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Posted 21 August 2019 - 12:33 PM

Yay, sex toys! I really recommend buying from reputable sellers and not through Amazon. A lot of the toys marked as being made with "silicone" aren't actually body safe, and include really harmful ingredients. 


Some brands I recommend purchasing from: 


Spectrum Boutique (ran by Zoë Ligon of the now defunct Super Deluxe 'Sex Stuff' fame) // financing options avail!

Unbound Babes

Funkit Toys

Bad Dragon / Primal Herdwere / Pleasure Forge / Strange Bedfellas -- Fantasy Dildies, Wearables and Sheaths 

New York Toy Collective - Queer owned!

b-Vibe (anal focused)

Hole Punch


If you're local to the Bay Area, Feelmore Adult - Queer/POC owned! I think you can place internet orders too :) 


Also, silicone lube is unsafe for silicone toys -- use water-based. 


Also also use condoms on porous toys ESPECIALLY if you're going to be sharing them! 


Also also also many true silicone toys are boilable! A good warm wash with unscented soap is great for a quick clean, but pop those babies into a pot of boilin' water if you wanna do a deep clean. 


Also also also also it is recommended that you keep true silicone toys away from others of the fake kind when storing them!  

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