One thing is for sure, this thread exemplifies the best use of tags to date
i hate hand dryers. and automatic sinks, dispensers, toilets...not the future i wanted not my america hands free cut em off me i can do this with stumps gone from suck to blow oh shit there goes the planet still no cure for cancer frogstomp on vinyl
Posted 01 April 2013 - 01:14 PM
I don't mind the hand dryers and automatic sinks/towel dispensers much (although they usually are half broken), but FUCK automatic toilets. First thing I always do is look for the tiny button for a manual flush. Then I struggle to not set the motion sensors off as I lay down a seat cover or some paper (which will usually take it all right down and force me to start over with more paper; very eco-friendly that), then I pray that it doesn't go off after I sit, splashing water on my ass, and then, of course, it doesn't want to flush when I'm done, so I jab my foot in the manual flush button.
Posted 01 April 2013 - 01:21 PM
Ducktales is actually in 1/16 and there are just different amounts of measures in the phrases you fucking scrubs
Posted 01 April 2013 - 02:42 PM
I've gotta say, I really can't believe the ignorance and hate going on in this thread. I expect it elsewhere, but the shizz? Truly disheartening.
I speak, of course, of the notion that everyone can simply "shake off" the water. For those of us that are hairy sweat beasts, our hands and wrists are perfectly designed fields of hair, trapping water against our skin in a net of shame. I've shaken, I've windmilled, I've spun with my arms out at full speed--none of it works. Water remains forever trapped, pooling against hairs and unable to evaporate. The generic hot air blowers? Three cycles, with vigorous rubbing. Dyson airblades? At least two cycles till they can be called only "damp". The Xcelerators are the fastest, but have a nice touch of spraying the hair-water all over your crotch. Nothing works quite so well as a good, clean paper towel.
So next time, before assaulting us with your "guaranteed methods" and contempt, please consider that not all of us are as abled as you and struggle every time we are put into such situations.
Posted 01 April 2013 - 03:34 PM
The only use I have for those air dryers is to get my crotch warm while everyone else around me stares with uncomfortable eyes.
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 05:27 PM
hey everyone, this seems relevant.
That's the first thing I thought of when I read this thread. I've thought about that strip many times in airport bathrooms around the world actually. But for some reason I always remembered it as a Seinfeld sketch.
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible.
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