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#16 Shervz0r

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:49 AM

One thing is for sure, this thread exemplifies the best use of tags to date


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#17 thecreeper

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:50 AM

i need to make more threads just so i can do more tags


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#18 Shervz0r

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:59 AM

tag it up, it ain't enough


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Posted 01 April 2013 - 12:06 PM

There's a brewpub I go to a lot that doesn't have any drying device besides a Dyson. I can't figure out how to use that thing effectively. I stopped bothering with it, now I just give my hands a good shake and let the rest air dry.


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Posted 01 April 2013 - 12:25 PM

The Xlerator is a work of art, not only for its effective drying prowess, but for its status as a vehicle for several octaves worth of melodious hand farts.


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#21 Beef-Clef

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 01:14 PM

I don't mind the hand dryers and automatic sinks/towel dispensers much (although they usually are half broken), but FUCK automatic toilets. First thing I always do is look for the tiny button for a manual flush. Then I struggle to not set the motion sensors off as I lay down a seat cover or some paper (which will usually take it all right down and force me to start over with more paper; very eco-friendly that), then I pray that it doesn't go off after I sit, splashing water on my ass, and then, of course, it doesn't want to flush when I'm done, so I jab my foot in the manual flush button.


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Posted 01 April 2013 - 01:21 PM

Seems relevant.


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Posted 01 April 2013 - 02:25 PM

I like the kind that has the mile long cloth towel wrapped up inside of it that you yank on.


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Posted 01 April 2013 - 02:42 PM

I've gotta say, I really can't believe the ignorance and hate going on in this thread. I expect it elsewhere, but the shizz? Truly disheartening. 

 

I speak, of course, of the notion that everyone can simply "shake off" the water. For those of us that are hairy sweat beasts, our hands and wrists are perfectly designed fields of hair, trapping water against our skin in a net of shame. I've shaken,  I've windmilled, I've spun with my arms out at full speed--none of it works. Water remains forever trapped, pooling against hairs and unable to evaporate. The generic hot air blowers? Three cycles, with vigorous rubbing. Dyson airblades? At least two cycles till they can be called only "damp". The Xcelerators are the fastest, but have a nice touch of spraying the hair-water all over your crotch. Nothing works quite so well as a good, clean paper towel. 

 

So next time, before assaulting us with your "guaranteed methods" and contempt, please consider that not all of us are as abled as you and struggle every time we are put into such situations.


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#25 Shervz0r

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 02:46 PM

you hirsute beast, we're shaving your arms next mag


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#26 mercatfat

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 02:47 PM

hey everyone, this seems relevant.

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#27 Shervz0r

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 03:00 PM

hehe, I forgot how much I loved this strip

 

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#28 Spookmeister C

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 03:31 PM

Great, now I have to read them all again.


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Posted 01 April 2013 - 03:34 PM

The only use I have for those air dryers is to get my crotch warm while everyone else around me stares with uncomfortable eyes.


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Posted 01 April 2013 - 05:27 PM

hey everyone, this seems relevant.

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That's the first thing I thought of when I read this thread. I've thought about that strip many times in airport bathrooms around the world actually. But for some reason I always remembered it as a Seinfeld sketch.


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