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#16 mercatfat

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:14 AM

before we get too out of hand in this topic, let me just remind everyone that we're ~50 posts away from the million post milestone.

 

please don't let this pass unceremoniously, because this matters.

 

also, KILLER INSTINCT?


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:14 AM

The new Forza learns your driving habits, and when you're not playing, it will play as you online.

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is this real


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:16 AM

 

The new Forza learns your driving habits, and when you're not playing, it will play as you online.

WHAT

 

is this real

 

CLOUD.

 

Also, Killer Instinct, to me, seems to be one of those quintessential '90s franchises that may not make a good jump to today.


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#19 mercatfat

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:22 AM

 

 

The new Forza learns your driving habits, and when you're not playing, it will play as you online.

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is this real

 

CLOUD. Also, Killer Instinct, to me, seems to be one of those quintessential '90s franchises that may not make a good jump to today.


uh, yeah. even if you loved, say, Fighter's History better than Street Fighter, i can't imagine clamoring for a sequel at this point. KI is fine and all, but hardly a new game necessity 20 years later.

same deal with Blast Corps- a new version would likely make things all "modern" and fancy and complicated and basically just ruin the dumb fun of the original. some games just don't need sequels.


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:22 AM

It looks very...early, at the moment.  Guessing it won't come out for a while, if it's rushed to meet the XBone system launch date then it probably won't be so great.

 

Also I can't believe another D game is being made.  That made me crack up for some reason. 

 

As for post 1,000,000...I can't wait for like 5 different members making a thread at the same time saying that theirs is the milestone post.

 

That Twitch feature is pretty neat.  Anyone can stream now.


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:25 AM

Also I can't believe another D game is being made.  That made me crack up for some reason. 

rushing straight to D4 without a D3 and with the original creator dead, what are they thinking?????


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:30 AM

Also I can't believe another D game is being made.  That made me crack up for some reason. 

rushing straight to D4 without a D3 and with the original creator dead, what are they thinking?????

Yea I was confused for a minute, but it's probably not part of the D series?  Either way it's from the Deadly Premonition creator, so it should be ridiculous.

 

Oh no, Crimson Dragoon (pretty much Panzer Dragoon) reveal but with no sound!  Well, at least it looks pretty.

 

 

OH SHIT DEAD RISING 3 STOP EVERYTHING


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:32 AM

yeah i think it has nothing to do with D.


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:33 AM

Still waiting for something that looks "Next Gen." All of these games so far look like they could be on X360.


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:33 AM

 

Also I can't believe another D game is being made.  That made me crack up for some reason. 

rushing straight to D4 without a D3 and with the original creator dead, what are they thinking?????
 

 

Yea I was confused for a minute, but it's probably not part of the D series?  Either way it's from the Deadly Premonition creator, so it should be ridiculous.

http://www.joystiq.c...d-for-xbox-one/

Deadly Prem. which sucks, because i was going to make a joke about how if a certain member of D2's voice cast didn't return, it would pretty much be the end of the world. i know i'd hayt it.


edit: nevermind.
 
 

 Still waiting for something that looks "Next Gen." All of these games so far look like they could be on X360.


well, no shit. we're talking the hard end of a console generation that's been pushed to pretty much its absolute limits due to time, and in a medium that's rapidly approaching diminishing returns in terms of obvious graphical fidelity. as i said before, it's likely that EOL 360 games are going to pretty much look like launch X1 games; at least if not scrutinized heavily.


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:34 AM

its likely going to be a game about touring with D4


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:41 AM

I dunno Porky, Dead Rising 3 seems pretty damn next gen.  If they can actually pull off no loading times throughout the whole game, that's impressive in itself.  Combining weapons on the fly is icing on the cake.  Looks great.  I would get the shit out of that if I was actually getting this system. 

 

These technical difficulties are embarrassing.  Poor guy.


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:41 AM

Yea, the amount of zombies on screen probably couldn't be done on X360.

 

And Witcher 3 looked absolute gorgeous. That finally looked next-gen.

 

All kinds of sound issues going on with MS today.

 

Also, just show multiplayer for Battlefield. Nobody got time for single player in that series.


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:42 AM

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:45 AM

so many open world games. sigh.

 

i mean i guess they are impressive technically but i just automatically tune out on them. i need less freedom when gaming or i just fuck around and don't do objectives, and just stop playing.


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