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#4381 thecreeper

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 11:42 AM

if you can pilot a wheelchair, you can shoot a gun, soldier


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I broke down and watched Showgirls. Can anyone help me.


#4382 urvile

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 12:01 PM

not with these hands :(
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#4383 matsunami

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 12:16 PM

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#4384 Smeg

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 12:59 PM

You're too old for the draft.


i think youre forgetting that there is a new gen of shizz where this is certainly not true and i am a part of it

The cutoff for selective service is 25, dude. I even looked to see if your bday was in your profile to make sure I wasn't assuming too much before posting
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#4385 Valence

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 01:18 PM

 

 

You're too old for the draft.


i think youre forgetting that there is a new gen of shizz where this is certainly not true and i am a part of it

The cutoff for selective service is 25, dude. I even looked to see if your bday was in your profile to make sure I wasn't assuming too much before posting

 

 

There is a special clause in that that extends that age to 42, so I'm willing to guess that most of us could be conscripted. 


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#4386 TV's Frink

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 02:56 PM

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#4387 MegaMatt

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 03:12 PM

"But how are we going to pay for healthcare and education?"

Waiting for these people to speak up now
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#4388 brodan

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 03:14 PM

 

 

You're too old for the draft.


i think youre forgetting that there is a new gen of shizz where this is certainly not true and i am a part of it

The cutoff for selective service is 25, dude. I even looked to see if your bday was in your profile to make sure I wasn't assuming too much before posting

 

oh sick haha. i just missed it then. i think Katamari is the only one eligible then. maybe thronics too then


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Why the fuck cant I see when I close my eyes?


#4389 urvile

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 03:15 PM

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THIS PCB IS NOT KILLING

 

Click here to download Clash Of The Champions 1 & 2! Voted the best text-based fighting game series of the 90's by no one.

 

EVERY FOREIGN FOOD IS A LIE.

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 10:21 PM

I learned today via the arcade classic Dyger that as long as we don't elect a clumsy 80s anime girl for President, we should be safe from nukes


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THIS PCB IS NOT KILLING

 

Click here to download Clash Of The Champions 1 & 2! Voted the best text-based fighting game series of the 90's by no one.

 

EVERY FOREIGN FOOD IS A LIE.

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#4391 Leonidus

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Posted 03 January 2020 - 11:45 PM

Iran is a very different country with a very different military from all the other countries we’ve invaded in the Middle East. They’d prob kick our asses and enlistment numbers are way down.

America needs to stop going to war, we haven’t won one in like 50 years.

 

Iranians online are disagreeing and really afraid of the US military coming in.  Iran's economy continues to reach unspeakable lows, unemployment is sky high, and they just got done killing their own people last month for committing mass protests, again.  Hate for the government and discontent is sky high.  Soulcrushed and bankrupt army, so in and out like the first Iraq war would be possible.  They are a power in the region, but that's because our "humanitarian interventions" have left all their neighbors in complete shambles.  Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan, etc.

 

It's a preposterous idea regardless, because the Iranian people are actually super pro-American and hate their government.  Killing millions of them is an easy way to change that, and for what? So the Saudi regime can hobble along for another few decades and continue to fuck over their people too? It won't stop Hesbollah or anything else.  It's fucking insane.  These are the death throes of a politically desperate idiot.  It will be war in an attempt to gain approval ratings in polling numbers.  Americans shouldn't fucking die for that, and Persians shouldn't either.


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#4392 universal_justin

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Posted 04 January 2020 - 01:44 AM

Andrew Yang = 1000 bucks a month

 

Everything else = Don't care

 

1000 bucks a month


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#4393 Bano

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Posted 07 January 2020 - 07:39 PM

I seriously hope the US doesn't end up slaying people for the missile retaliation. The angry child in charge has too much power for someone so irresponsible.

 

I'm not super into politics, but I don't like people killing each other.


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#4394 Cursed Lemon

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Posted 07 January 2020 - 08:19 PM

"But Hillary will start a war!"

 

- Morons who voted for Bush twice


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#4395 mooniniteG

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Posted 07 January 2020 - 10:05 PM

When can we extradite Trump to Iran?


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