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Con Air works just like a Metal Gear Solid plot


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#1 clansmaneddie

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Posted 21 March 2020 - 10:08 PM

Steve Busemi is Pyscho Mantis

Dannt Trejo is Vulcan Raven

Just imagine Con Air rendered as a PS1 game

That got the whole wide world in his hands is straight up Hideo Kojima

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#2 ErichWK

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Posted 22 March 2020 - 12:14 AM

Ok now i need to rewatch Con Air


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Posted 22 March 2020 - 12:18 AM

lets coordinate so a bunch of us can watch it at the same time!
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#4 Smeg

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Posted 22 March 2020 - 04:33 AM

Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?
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#5 Robby V

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Posted 22 March 2020 - 10:10 AM

why wasn't tjere a face/off ps1 game


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#6 Guy In Rubber Suit

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Posted 22 March 2020 - 02:34 PM

No but that would be amazing if there was.

We should make a PS1 style Face/Off game. Low poly, low res textures and everything!


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#7 Demonstray

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Posted 22 March 2020 - 03:09 PM

lets coordinate so a bunch of us can watch it at the same time!


https://www.mycircle.tv/

You guys know what to do.
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#8 Beef-Clef

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Posted 22 March 2020 - 04:49 PM

Travolta naturally looked like a bad PS1 polygon so I don't see a need for a game.


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Posted 22 March 2020 - 04:53 PM

10 years ago, I briefly dated a girl whose favorite movie of all time was Con Air. tbh, I kinda hate Nic Cage and nearly every one of his films, but at the time I was in no place to turn down a physical relationship. So anyway, every time (and I mean every time) I stayed the night at her place, she would put in her Con Air VHS before we went to bed, which means I've boned down to the audio of Con Air at least a dozen times. Cage's awful accent and dialogue didn't do my dick any favors. But (other) weird shit would also happen, like one time where I was still awake and considering reaching across her and turning off the TV, she rolled over, half-woke-up, said what sounded like nonsensical babble and then fell back asleep. Not 10 seconds later, somebody on screen said those exact words. It happened a couple more times before she broke up with me.

So, while I hate Con Air, its plot isn't near convoluted enough to be on par with a Metal Gear Solid, HOWEVER, I've never porked while an MGS game was on so my experiences are not equal.
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#10 Ken Oh

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Posted 23 March 2020 - 09:23 AM

Are we watching during SHIZZ ATTACK?
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Posted 23 March 2020 - 09:43 AM

10 years ago, I briefly dated a girl whose favorite movie of all time was Con Air. tbh, I kinda hate Nic Cage and nearly every one of his films, but at the time I was in no place to turn down a physical relationship. So anyway, every time (and I mean every time) I stayed the night at her place, she would put in her Con Air VHS before we went to bed, which means I've boned down to the audio of Con Air at least a dozen times. Cage's awful accent and dialogue didn't do my dick any favors. But (other) weird shit would also happen, like one time where I was still awake and considering reaching across her and turning off the TV, she rolled over, half-woke-up, said what sounded like nonsensical babble and then fell back asleep. Not 10 seconds later, somebody on screen said those exact words. It happened a couple more times before she broke up with me.

So, while I hate Con Air, its plot isn't near convoluted enough to be on par with a Metal Gear Solid, HOWEVER, I've never porked while an MGS game was on so my experiences are not equal.

This made me real sad, she seems like a keeper.


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#12 M-H

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Posted 23 March 2020 - 10:36 AM

10 years ago, I briefly dated a girl whose favorite movie of all time was Con Air. tbh, I kinda hate Nic Cage and nearly every one of his films, but at the time I was in no place to turn down a physical relationship. So anyway, every time (and I mean every time) I stayed the night at her place, she would put in her Con Air VHS before we went to bed, which means I've boned down to the audio of Con Air at least a dozen times. Cage's awful accent and dialogue didn't do my dick any favors. But (other) weird shit would also happen, like one time where I was still awake and considering reaching across her and turning off the TV, she rolled over, half-woke-up, said what sounded like nonsensical babble and then fell back asleep. Not 10 seconds later, somebody on screen said those exact words. It happened a couple more times before she broke up with me.
So, while I hate Con Air, its plot isn't near convoluted enough to be on par with a Metal Gear Solid, HOWEVER, I've never porked while an MGS game was on so my experiences are not equal.

This made me real sad, she seems like a keeper.
Narrator: She wasn't.
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#13 Beef-Clef

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Posted 23 March 2020 - 11:49 AM

One man's Con Air is another man's CasaBlanka

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#14 Leonidus

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Posted 23 March 2020 - 02:54 PM

 tbh, I kinda hate Nic Cage and nearly every one of his films

 

I watched Family Man for the first time a week or two ago and I was surprised to like it.  When I think about it, there's a decent amount of Cage movies I did enjoy: Con Air, The Rock, Raising Arizona, Valley Girl, and now Family Man.  Valley Girl has a killer 80s soundtrack too.


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#15 M-H

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Posted 23 March 2020 - 04:54 PM

I'll give you raising Arizona, since that's not really what I think of when I think a "nic cage movie". Haven't seen family man or valley girl. Wish I could, but I can't. Well, can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.
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