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Poll: when is Jesse Monroe Maxwell going to get laid? (23 member(s) have cast votes)

when is Jesse Monroe Maxwell going to get laid?

  1. never (5 votes [26.32%])

    Percentage of vote: 26.32%

  2. july 10th@ the emerald lounge (1 votes [5.26%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.26%

  3. when his jupiter returns (early 2004) (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  4. next fatigo practice (1 votes [5.26%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.26%

  5. 10 year highschool reunion (1 votes [5.26%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.26%

  6. vin fiz (11 votes [57.89%])

    Percentage of vote: 57.89%

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#1 mothrock

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Posted 18 June 2003 - 06:51 AM

let's see what the general public thinks. you already have my vote!
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#2 donald

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Posted 18 June 2003 - 07:53 AM

So far, it doesn't look good Jesse
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Posted 18 June 2003 - 08:22 AM

i think his chances are better than most think. he IS a trumpet player, after all. :rolleyes:
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#4 Big_Poppa

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Posted 18 June 2003 - 08:30 AM

3 out of 4 SOCCER DADS say it's going to be a while. You've already wasted the last 13.8% of your sexual life. Put down the porn and thin mints and get out there Tiger! You can do it! Stop looking for Mrs Right and just find Mrs RIGHT-NOW!
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#5 mothrock

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Posted 24 June 2013 - 08:53 PM

For those of you wondering, it was when my jupiter returned.


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#6 unluckycharm

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 11:16 AM

Thanks for the update.


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#7 Danosaur

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Posted 25 June 2013 - 02:24 PM

well that was a blast from the past....hmmm. probably a poor choice of words right there... sorry about that.


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#8 Coward Crutch

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 02:40 PM

solid 10yr bump....


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#9 Jacki O.

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 04:35 PM

aw old shizz


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#10 JRC

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 09:53 AM

I love Vin Fiz!

 

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#11 Shervz0r

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Posted 09 July 2013 - 07:58 PM

aw old shizz


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#12 The Robstar

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Posted 03 August 2013 - 08:11 PM

To be honest you will find someone when you least expect it.

 

You shouldn't hold on to the idea that you 'MUST' get laid, it will happen in good time.

 

I know it's rather cliche to say that you must be patient, but for some reason girls can sense "desperation" and it comes across as really unattractive.

 

Girls aren't a piece of meat, and they shouldn't be "used" and then discarded like trash. 

 

They want to feel loved, safe and secure. 

 

But girls my age are more concerned about having children and that's the first question they normally ask me, "Do you plan on having children in the future?" lol, I say to them, "yeah, but not until I'm over 30." I have about 6 years left to enjoy myself. :)


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#13 mothrock

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 12:20 PM

oh yeah, duh. It's always "yes" on the kids question, otherwise usually zero sex. 

 

"I don't know" is not an answer that yields poon. FACT


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#14 The Robstar

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 02:32 AM

oh yeah, duh. It's always "yes" on the kids question, otherwise usually zero sex. 

 

"I don't know" is not an answer that yields poon. FACT

LOL And that's probably why you're still a virgin. FACT :P


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#15 mothrock

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 11:22 AM

oooh FACE. 

 

not. 


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