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Syeed

Member Since 22 May 2010
Offline Last Active Apr 04 2013 04:34 PM

#1012114 Hi! I need a job!

Posted by Syeed on 17 February 2011 - 01:09 PM

you can pose for poolboy


- slowly pulls down spaghetti strap, cries - D-do I have to take it all off?
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#1004424 Day jobs

Posted by Syeed on 01 February 2011 - 11:21 AM

I cash checks. At night. That ain't got shit to do with anything I want to do. Mind you, at four in the morning, it affords me plenty of time to sing as loud as I bloody can with no one to bother me, which is great, but imagine getting halfway through a belt and someone walks in looking for a got damn title loan.
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#1002813 What's so great about Phoenix, anyway?

Posted by Syeed on 28 January 2011 - 02:21 PM


-theres like a secret second layer of town once you know it, where you can find something cool/local/indpendent everywhere


Beautifully put. I'll add: not a lot of phonies. I know that in really big cities like NYC and LA, there's tons of stuff to see and do, but you have to wade through a waist-deep sea of phonies to get to it. In AZ, you're safe from these people if you stay out of Scottsdale. The really cool stuff is a little harder to find, and the people who just want to be seen don't really bother with it.


...you know, I've been in Phoenix for ten years and I have yet to go to Scottsdale. I feel suddenly even less inclined to break that (win?) streak.
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#1001888 Einhorn is playing Shizzfest

Posted by Syeed on 26 January 2011 - 08:41 PM

we're all going to die


I'm terrified. And aroused.
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#1001074 NewTimes Review of "Pool Boy Magazine"

Posted by Syeed on 25 January 2011 - 12:00 PM

PoolBoy MALE CALL:

PoolBoy is looking for dudes that want to be filmed jumping around in a blow up bouncy castle in their underwear.

please email me if you are interested in this, you must be in phoenix and you have to submit a photo of yourself in underwear for consideration. jackiATpoolboymagazine.com


Well, just lemme get those push-ups in and...


YES!


YES! One day, I will be sexy enough for half off drinks on underwear night~. :-D


drinks are half off if you take off half of your clothes!


Sombero, a jock and Chuck Taylor's it is~.
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#1001067 NewTimes Review of "Pool Boy Magazine"

Posted by Syeed on 25 January 2011 - 11:56 AM

PoolBoy MALE CALL:

PoolBoy is looking for dudes that want to be filmed jumping around in a blow up bouncy castle in their underwear.

please email me if you are interested in this, you must be in phoenix and you have to submit a photo of yourself in underwear for consideration. jackiATpoolboymagazine.com


Well, just lemme get those push-ups in and...


YES!


YES! One day, I will be sexy enough for half off drinks on underwear night~. :-D
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#1001051 NewTimes Review of "Pool Boy Magazine"

Posted by Syeed on 25 January 2011 - 11:39 AM

PoolBoy MALE CALL:

PoolBoy is looking for dudes that want to be filmed jumping around in a blow up bouncy castle in their underwear.

please email me if you are interested in this, you must be in phoenix and you have to submit a photo of yourself in underwear for consideration. jackiATpoolboymagazine.com


Well, just lemme get those push-ups in and...
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#998424 dope beats

Posted by Syeed on 20 January 2011 - 08:03 AM

...dope?

- wanders in, clicks link -

I don't think it's offensive. I like this. Thank god for the lack of auto-tune. I'd check him out at a show, sure.
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#997864 First image of Spider-man from the upcoming re-boot.

Posted by Syeed on 19 January 2011 - 12:24 PM

There's a video now too!


- clicks link, lifts finger to say something, drops finger and lowers head -


welcome to the shizz, syeed.


- smiles, opens mouth to say something appreciative, clinks links again out of hysteria, closes mouth and returns to stool -
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#997857 by the time i get to japan..

Posted by Syeed on 19 January 2011 - 12:16 PM


"Splashing Battle!" pits the user against the previous urinal user in terms of stream strength.


i would totally win this one by pooping on it.


high score!!!!!!


This astounded, confused, angered and delighted me all at once.
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#995809 First image of Spider-man from the upcoming re-boot.

Posted by Syeed on 16 January 2011 - 10:09 AM

There's a video now too!


- clicks link, lifts finger to say something, drops finger and lowers head -
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#991109 Best Local Shows You Saw in 2010

Posted by Syeed on 02 January 2011 - 07:45 PM

The Cullens at The Trunk Space. That was dope. ...are we still saying dope?
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#991108 It's 2011, and I'm going to...

Posted by Syeed on 02 January 2011 - 07:40 PM

Finally apply to be in one of those ESL programs in Japan, like I've been talking about for 2 years.

ESL program?


English as a Second Language, I think?

And I'm going to probably be a woman by November. My friends are shooting for March. It's all downhill from here.

EDIT: Question totally answered already.
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#990463 Snowing in Phoenix?

Posted by Syeed on 31 December 2010 - 08:41 AM

It's too cold and the rent's too damn high.
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#985317 PoolBoy Magazine!

Posted by Syeed on 16 December 2010 - 07:15 PM

PoolBoy Issue 1 is available for purchase! Buy it here

Here's our 1st cover:
Posted Image

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

thanks for all your help, support, and encouragement theshizz.org! :wub:


...Miss Jacki is listed as a Pornographer.

Pornographer.

...AWESOME.
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