mothrock

They announced it on their website, like it's a new product.

This is the funniest thing to read.

Why not just park in a neighborhood nearby and walk your lazy ass a couple blocks?

For as much as people against legalization may pride themselves on being capitalists, they don't really seem to have a grasp on how capitalism works.

I just licked the coffee off of my cell phone. Now I am thinking "did anyone see that?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maricopa,_Arizona

she already shows up on the list of "notable residents." ha ha

along with the singer of nightrage.

Just stop shoving her head towards your crotch.

I'm not much of a head shover. That's a bit rude.

the shizz will never die. 10 year anniversary is coming up soon, isn't it? That's ancient in terms of internet. I haven't even had the same email address for that long.

Wow, yeah. We need to celebrate that shit!

I wonder if that spot where that party was still exists?

not without a written permission.

I don't want to get locked up like Assange.

Number four: Have you eaten at her Golden Palace of the Himalayas and had her reach Nirvana? Didn't think so. Start there. She'll be all over your peen before you know it. Also, 69 dude! 96 is not as popular but very fun (and more advanced IMO).

Already tried, many times. She doesn't want any part of that. She has a (very) healthy appetite for Vanilla, which makes this whole thing that much worse. highest date/sex ratio I think I have ever experienced.

aggravating.

nothing like airing out my dirty laundry ON THE INTERNET!

"it's a trap!" hahahaha


man - I am not doing ANY maidly duties for anyone. (only exception would be a baby/small child - before you can teach them how to clean up after themselves)

good deal. Seriously, it's okay perhaps if you've been in a relationship for a long time, and the other person reciprocates in some way. However this is after like 3 dates that she folded my laundry. It just screams "wife time" to me, blech. I would rather that a girl make me laugh, I can do my own chores.

she makes pies too.

I feel like it is some sort of trap. Like someone is playing the greatest april fools prank of all time on me.

at least they have the balls to do this kind of thing there.

in USA we just take it lying down.

never four-get

Well I'm a west coast struttin'
One bad mother
Got a rattlesnake suitcase
Under my arm
Said I'm a mean machine
Been drinkin' gasoline
And honey you can make my motor hum
Well I got one chance left
In a nine live cat
I got a dog eat dog sly smile
I got a Molotov cocktail with a match to go
I smoke my cigarette with style
An I can tell you honey
You can make my money tonight

Wake up late honey put on your clothes
Take your credit card to the liquor store
That's one for you and two for me by tonight
I'll be loaded like a freight train
Flyin' like an aeroplane
Feelin' like a space brain
One more time tonight

I'm on the nightrain
Bottoms up
I'm on the nightrain
Fill my cup
I'm on the nightrain
Ready to crash and burn
I never learn
I'm on the nightrain
I love that stuff
I'm on the nightrain
I can never get enough
I'm on the nightrain
Never to return - no

Loaded like a freight train
Flyin' like an aeroplane
Speedin' like a space brain
One more time tonight

I'm on the nightrain
And I'm lookin' for some
I'm on the nightrain
So's I can leave this slum
I'm on the nightrain
And I'm ready to crash an' burn
Nightrain
Bottoms up
I'm on the nightrain
Fill my cup
I'm on the nightrain

Whoa yeah
I'm on the nightrain
Love that stuff
I'm on the nightrain
An I can never get enough
Ridin' the nightrain
I guess I
I guess, I guess, I guess I never learn

On the nightrain
Float me home
Ooh I'm on the nightrain
Ridin' the nightrain
Never to return
Nightrain