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weener

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#918128 The C-String

Posted by weener on 28 June 2010 - 06:44 PM

You don't think it'd be sexy to watch her stand with her feet apart and see it fall to the floor?
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#911977 2010 World Cup

Posted by weener on 12 June 2010 - 02:00 PM

Insert Simpsons clip where a bored Kent Brockman comments on the halfback and center passing the ball back and forth, and the Hispanic exitedly announcing the same. And a riot breaks out when everyone tries to leave at the same time.
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#910839 Achewood Appreciation Thread

Posted by weener on 09 June 2010 - 11:51 AM

Remember how you used to not be able to buy fake nuts for your cell phone?

Ray and Todd must be rakin' it in now!
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#910104 AZ Bill SB 1070

Posted by weener on 07 June 2010 - 10:27 PM

You know what would be a good community service project for anti-1070 people to do? "Hipster" up the cars of illegal immigrants so they're less likely to draw attention from the police. Put a bunch of band stickers and ironic crap all over them so when the police see a shitty ol' sedan cruising down the freeway, they don't think. "MEXICAN! I better pull them over and for that busted head lamp and check their papers lol." They think, "Damn hipster/college kid. At least they were born in this country."

I'm serious. Give out flyers at Ranch Market and people can bring their cars by Conspire to get them stickered up. Or just give them the stickers with instructions.
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#909833 Thou (nola), Moloch (uk), & Andrew Jackson Jihad

Posted by weener on 07 June 2010 - 11:41 AM

Where is the Slurp?
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#909022 why i don't do commisions

Posted by weener on 04 June 2010 - 10:49 AM

I don't care what you say. I'm commisioning you to do a painting of my dogs playing poker.


Just as long as you make the Chihuahua the smallest, put the African breed (a Basenji, perhaps) at the back of the table, and make sure the cheating dog is Jewish, everything will be fine.
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#905866 Currently Thinking........

Posted by weener on 26 May 2010 - 01:43 PM

What, did someone's sweaty nutsack become visible while playing basketball or something?
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#904486 Wizwars, Einhorn, The Coitus

Posted by weener on 22 May 2010 - 09:08 PM

Einhorn never gets any less entertaining.

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#900054 Currently Thinking........

Posted by weener on 11 May 2010 - 11:29 AM

I also hear that Jan Brewer signed something that made sparklers legal. It's like she's trying to show us that, even though she thinks freedom is for suckers, she's still a fun broad.
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#898055 Mexican Love

Posted by weener on 05 May 2010 - 01:16 PM

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#898019 currently fapping...

Posted by weener on 05 May 2010 - 12:11 PM

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#895044 Light rail adventures

Posted by weener on 28 April 2010 - 12:32 PM

Once I was waiting for the light rail with a friend and this weird guy wearing his shirt inside out started talking to us. I sometimes like to spin made-up stories to strangers who talk to me, so I told him that we had moved here from Montana, where we had owned a dental floss farm that we had to sell because of the economy. I was able to convince him that dental floss grew on bushes, which BLEW HIS MIND.
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#894638 EOJ Missed Connection

Posted by weener on 27 April 2010 - 02:31 PM

My friend TK found this, probably while trawling for Missed Connections at Trunk Space to see if there were any for doughy flatulent Jews. :lol:

hot Trunk Space drummer
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#892224 cookies are pure evil!

Posted by weener on 21 April 2010 - 12:52 PM

I, for one, welcome our new cookie overlords.
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#891882 Anyone ever get a good haircut from a Flowbee?

Posted by weener on 20 April 2010 - 07:16 PM

It certainly does suck!
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