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XMark

Member Since 13 Nov 2004
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In Topic: dream thread revival

30 September 2014 - 12:20 PM

I got simultaneously the best and worst idea for a future cell phone invention in a dream. It's called the SpiPhone. If you leave it somewhere in your house and you get a call, you don't have to go and pick it up. It transforms into a robot spider, crawls up the wall to the ceiling, positions itself over you and drops down on a thread of synthetic spider silk. when it arrives next to your head, it alerts you to your call by making a hissing sound. It's voice activated, so any sound you make (including a sudden scream of terror) tells it that you want to receive the call so it swings and detaches itself from its thread to latch onto your ear, sinking its fangs into your head to keep it in place (hands free!) while you make your phone call.

 

It also supports video calls, in which case it latches onto your face instead of your ear. This is also its morning wakeup alarm mode.


In Topic: Gif Dump

22 September 2014 - 03:40 PM

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In Topic: What happened to you at work today

08 September 2014 - 09:26 AM

Co-worker quit, I'm the only programmer until we get a new one, behind schedule and over quote on a huge project with a pissed off client.

 

This week is going to be interesting.


In Topic: You are in your bedroom.

07 August 2014 - 03:26 PM

> Demand phonecall and call home in the hopes of contacting Norman Reedus or Rose.

In Topic: You are in your bedroom.

05 August 2014 - 11:47 AM

> Perform self-hypnosis to bring back the memory of last night.