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Cursed Lemon

Member Since 09 Apr 2011
Offline Last Active Sep 17 2014 06:00 PM

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In Topic: Controversial game opinions zone

09 September 2014 - 06:30 AM

Man this is why I loved Metroid so much years ago, and why I've kind of hated it ever since Samus became a long-pony-tailed blonde with big bouncing boobs in a spandex suit.  Untamed hair and a sports bra tank top style (as seen in the "good" Super Metroid ending) would be far more attractive.


This. :( 


Samus is my favorite video game character of all time and they've just RUINED her. 

In Topic: Controversial game opinions zone

08 September 2014 - 12:40 PM

I will counter your controversial statement with my own: I've played the first 2 1/2 Halo games and they are generic and boring.


The lore and story is cliched and dull, the aliens look like they should be in World of Warcraft and Master Chief is a boring protagonist.


Also, calm down with all the purple.


I'm a huge Halo player and while I think the story is entertaining, it's definitely not what I would call "good" in any sense. 


It's also incredibly hard to take the game seriously when the grunts are sucking helium and shouting comic relief while running around in circles. 

In Topic: Controversial game opinions zone

08 September 2014 - 08:23 AM

Final Fantasy has had the worst characters in gaming for about seven or so installments. 

In Topic: Vic Viper

04 May 2014 - 04:19 PM

Should've played the Full Option Mix! :) 

In Topic: video game storytelling is bad: a cetera thinkpiece

14 February 2014 - 07:03 PM

It's not that people don't enjoy complex plots, it's that video games can be absolutely terrible information conveyors. 


Look at FFXIII. You spend three-fourths of the game not even knowing what the hell a Pulse l'Cie is, who the bad guys are, or even what you're trying to accomplish. The characters know, but you don't. It's IMPOSSIBLE to give a shit.