hey nerds, my porno magazine is having a NYC party on 9/1at 10pm at the Beauty Bar Manhattan. If you're on the east coast and close to NYC/in NYC come out and say hi to me and i'll give you a magazine full of hot dicks.
the event is freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
we're giving away free t-shirts, magazines and stickers and taking hilarious photos with a giant inflatable dick:
hope to see sum of yous there