that must be heard for you to be understood? We know how you feel. And
and out of our love for awesome music just like the kind that your band plays,
we’ve put together a kick-ass battle of the bands to help lift you to the most
highest, right. This is different from the other battles of the band that you’ve
seen or heard the shitheads in the practice space next to yours talk about.
You know the band. The lead singer is a skinny, bald, shortie who refuses to
wear a shirt and refuses to close the door. Well, it’s not that battle of the
bands that he talks about coming in second place because the judge was
a stupid idiot shit bag. This one’s kick-ass! It will be held every Monday
night for the next sixteen months at Zingers and the rules are simple:
- Look good, play good, and play kick-ass.
The winner of every quarter semi final will get a chance to win guitar picks
and drum sticks from Guizitar Monster Warehouse free for a month. The
finalists will meet for one last ass blasting battle for a chance to take on
last year’s winner, My Dick Stinks, who have enjoyed their reign of total
devastation.
All you have to do is show up, tease up, turn up and blast off with as many
of your friends as possible. Every drink your friends buy is a point that goes
in your talent bucket. The band with the most points after six months gets a
brand new ride in a limo to their next gig and a $35.00 gift card good for anything
in the store at Guizitar Monster Warehouse. And Zingers will also be donating $50.00
of the proceeds from the battle to the American Red Cross which is kick-ass!
Good Luck!
My Dick Stinks
