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[woodman]

W Ketchup.

This is 4 real, folks. Hilarious!

[mancopter]

Because there's a little blind nationalism in all of us.

[raubhimself]

I bet that would taste good on my freedom fries

[mancopter]

Or with my cocaine.

[woodman]

coke or fries, who wins?

I heard that in some countries, they put coke ON their fries. now THAT'S freedom!

[glitterbot]

You'll take my Heinz when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

[mothrock]

W Ketchup would like to thank President Reagan for his selfless service to this nation.

Reagan won the Cold War, let private enterprise flourish, and most of all made Americans proud to be Americans again.

“We look for that fine day when we will see him again, all weariness gone, clear of mind, strong and sure and smiling again, and the sorrow of this parting gone forever. May God bless Ronald Reagan and the country he loved.”


BAH HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[glitterbot]

Eagle Bridge, NY — September 24, 2004 — W Ketchup today confirms media reports that it has been officially denounced by Communists for Kerry. Referring to W Ketchup as “shameless bourgeois propaganda,” Comrade J.F. Che, Great Leader and Field Commander of Communists for Kerry, charged “the sensitive young tomatoes, along with the more mature, hardened plants, lie together in heaps of mangled tomato paste, in the poorly air-conditioned warehouses with no plant food or water, being sadistically tortured by the American capitalist ketchup makers.”

W Ketchup emphatically rejects the irresponsible and baseless accusations of Comrade Che, and reaffirms that all tomatoes are given the benefit of the Geneva Convention before they are processed into smooth, delicious, W Ketchup. CEO Dan Oliver commented: “We will act vigorously to defend ourselves against the socialist lies being spread by Comrade Che and his band of red-shirt wearing agitators.”

are we sure this is real? really real?

[DoctorShumway]

Is there any doubt that this stuff has just overtaken Hunt's as the world shittiest ketchup?

[weener]

In addition, we are highly patriotic and wanted a ketchup that all American's could agree on.

This moron obviosly isn't as passionate about grammar as he is about ketchup. Also, I am 100% sure that all Americans can't agree on W ketchup. Maybe 51% of them can.

[raubhimself]

In addition, we are highly patriotic and wanted a ketchup that all American's could agree on.

This moron obviosly isn't as passionate about grammar as he is about ketchup. Also, I am 100% sure that all Americans can't agree on W ketchup. Maybe 51% of them can.

But the W doesn't stand for G.W.
The site says it stands for Washington

[SomethingElse]

i thought for sure this was onion-inspired, but alas -

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5852018

[weener]

But the W doesn't stand for G.W.
The site says it stands for Washington

Still. I bet no more than 51% of Americans would worry that the money they spent on ketchup was going to further liberal ideology.

[raubhimself]

this is the future! all leaders will henceforth be elected by way of a taste test.

"john kerry said that he used all natural ingredients in his condiments, but now he's saying the opposite. you're freedom fries don't deserve a flip-flop"

"george bush lied about weapons of mass destruction in iraq, how can we be sure he's telling the whole truth about his relish?"