I received this email from Sparks:
Jesse,
Your efforts in this battle to enlighten alcohol consumers is greatly
appreciated. We must fight through all set backs to this drinking revolution. We
can't settle for mediocre drinks when the great orange elixir known as SPARKS is
available. We must continue to fight until everyone knows about the orange and
silver cans of power. We thank you, and I am sure the people thank you too. Viva
la SPARKS!
-SPARKS
sparks
Started by mothrock, Mar 28 2005 01:19 PM
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 01:19 PM
you're a signature.
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 01:21 PM
What a great product! I want to work for sparks. They all probably get to drink while at work and then write those powerful emails.
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 01:22 PM
I think that it's hilarious that it is a beverage revolution.
At least it's a just cause.
At least it's a just cause.
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 01:52 PM
The best part about that letter is that I feel I could have written it, under influence of SPARKS!.
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 01:56 PM
It is a very powerful email. I feel like I am a part of something bigger than myself.
you're a signature.
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 02:06 PM
That's one of the effects of SPARKS.
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:11 PM
why is sparks JUST NOW becoming the power drink? it's been out in my ghetto south phoenix neighborhood for well over a year. you're all behind the times. all of you. the revolution has been happening right under your noses and everyone has been blind to the light.
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:13 PM
drinkin a sparks right now
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:16 PM
i had my first can of sparks in august.why is sparks JUST NOW becoming the power drink? it's been out in my ghetto south phoenix neighborhood for well over a year. you're all behind the times. all of you. the revolution has been happening right under your noses and everyone has been blind to the light.
i also just remembered that i had a dream last night where sparks was available in missouri. weird.
you mean you forgot cranberries too?
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:19 PM
we have been onto the sparks for quite sometime, this is only the first of probably hundreds of threads of devout followers of this wonderful drink.
We drank all the sparks within a 10 mile radius in Virginia last year, and it was awesome.
My recommendation, NEVER drink sparks light, it is totally disgusting.
We drank all the sparks within a 10 mile radius in Virginia last year, and it was awesome.
My recommendation, NEVER drink sparks light, it is totally disgusting.
People don't give a shit, unless it affects them personally, this affects me personally!
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:23 PM
it sucks, but it's not that bad.My recommendation, NEVER drink sparks light, it is totally disgusting.
you mean you forgot cranberries too?
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:27 PM
Sparks is even good after you drunkenly leave it in your trunk for 2 days, then re-refrigerate it. ahhhh, refreshing!
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:32 PM
this thread hurts my head, makes me wish the shizz was dead, i think i'll go to bed.
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 03:35 PM
My friend who is kind of a jock, was drinking sparks YEARS ago. So, yes the revolution is a little old.
But it has just been gaining momentum this whole time. It's on the crest now. Jump on, ride the wave while you still can.
But it has just been gaining momentum this whole time. It's on the crest now. Jump on, ride the wave while you still can.
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 07:54 PM
why doesn't sparks write me? 
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