CUT THE MULLET
do something about your long filthy hair
it looks like a rat's nest
do something about your mullet
get out the hair clippers, jerk
cut the mullet(4x)
get the rat's nest off your head
get that crazy ass mullet off your skull
take your ass to the barber shop
tell the barber that your sick of looking like an asshole
cut the mullet(4x)
the mullet is the reason that people hate you
they are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
what dont you cut that mullet you numbskull
cut the mullet(4x)
I miss Wesley Willis
Started by woodman, Jun 20 2005 02:03 PM
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Posted 20 June 2005 - 02:16 PM
Yeah, I definitely miss him more than I miss GG Allen.
Although I loved GG introducing each song during the set as, "this next one is called, "WE BETTER GET F'ING PAID!!!!!"
Although I loved GG introducing each song during the set as, "this next one is called, "WE BETTER GET F'ING PAID!!!!!"
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Posted 20 June 2005 - 02:30 PM
ww: say "rock"
crowd: "rock"
ww: say "roll"
crowd: "roll"
ww: somebody come up here and give me a headbutt!
crowd: "rock"
ww: say "roll"
crowd: "roll"
ww: somebody come up here and give me a headbutt!
you're a signature.
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Posted 20 June 2005 - 02:47 PM
The chicken cow is my favorite.
My friend Blake got to meet him when he was touring in Michigan, he said he had a permanent bump on his head from always headbutting stuff.
How did he die again?
My friend Blake got to meet him when he was touring in Michigan, he said he had a permanent bump on his head from always headbutting stuff.
How did he die again?
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Posted 20 June 2005 - 03:00 PM
I watched the man consume two bananas in less than thirty seconds. (beat that saddam!!)
then he took a huge dump in the modified restroom. kids took photographs of it.
then he took a huge dump in the modified restroom. kids took photographs of it.
you're a signature.
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Posted 20 June 2005 - 04:20 PM
When he was here for SXSW one year, he head butted MTV's Tabitha Soren...BRILLIANT!ww: say "rock"
crowd: "rock"
ww: say "roll"
crowd: "roll"
ww: somebody come up here and give me a headbutt!
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Posted 21 June 2005 - 02:55 PM
Leukemia. I will corroborate the headbutt-scar story, as well. Wesley Willis, you beautiful man, salut.The chicken cow is my favorite.
My friend Blake got to meet him when he was touring in Michigan, he said he had a permanent bump on his head from always headbutting stuff.
How did he die again?
Take your time old man, these vultures are happy to wait...
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Posted 21 June 2005 - 06:57 PM
ha! 'Cut the Mullet' is one of the few songs i've heard by Wesley,
and I frequently put it on mixtapes as a joke!
is his other stuff as great as that?
the line "Tell the barber that your sick of looking like an asshole"
makes me laugh for like 10 minutes, every time!
and I frequently put it on mixtapes as a joke!
is his other stuff as great as that?
the line "Tell the barber that your sick of looking like an asshole"
makes me laugh for like 10 minutes, every time!
No longer a mis(s)anthrope.
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Posted 21 June 2005 - 08:59 PM
every wesley willis song is amazing, and they all sound close to identical.
sanitize.deodorize.pulverize
MINIBOSSIES NEVAR SAY DIE!
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MINIBOSSIES NEVAR SAY DIE!
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'the smuggest amongst us will always be the quickest to point out the most minor transgressions of others around them'- a quote i just made up and put quotes around to make it seem slightly fancier
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 02:37 AM
just listen to pacman rap. you can get a dose of wesley willis and not have to sit through his horrible songs.
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 10:30 AM
Yeah, he was great. I love his plethora of songs about fellating various animals.
When did he play at Modified? Damn, that would have been a night of extreme fun.
When did he play at Modified? Damn, that would have been a night of extreme fun.
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 11:36 AM
It is EXACTLY as great as that. No kidding, exactly.ha! 'Cut the Mullet' is one of the few songs i've heard by Wesley,
and I frequently put it on mixtapes as a joke!
is his other stuff as great as that?
Take your time old man, these vultures are happy to wait...
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Posted 23 June 2005 - 02:06 AM
didnt wesley willis write a song called 'don caballero'?
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