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[Eric Az]

Didn't see this posted here yet, pretty funny stuff..... Musicians, remember to pee BEFORE a show, not during!!!!


From a White Stripes message board:

"So, for anyone who was at the San Diego Street Scene show, you may have noticed that the Stripes took the stage very late, due to the fact that the Black Eyed Peas, who played right before the Stripes, showed up for their set almost a full hour late. Total disrespect, since every other band managed to make their show time on the dot.

The reason why the Black Eyed Peas took the stage so late is because they claim to have been "stuck in traffic" and that security wouldn't let them in.
Anyway, after they took the stage, it was very clear that they were all very hammered.

So hammered, in fact, that Fergie decided to piss RIGHT ON THE STAGE.
No joke. According to radio reports, she moved over out of the spotlight at some point in their set, and just let it go. Without taking her pants off, either.

So, sure enough, when she got back in the spotlight, it was obvious what she'd done. And she just kept on going as if nothing happened."



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[DoctorBlackJack]

She's losing some points for that ....

[ShawnPhase]

piss on her.

no...poop on her.

[beefstew]

wow! that's crazy. wow! i want to hear what Fergie has to say about this.

[mikemfer]

i want to hear what Fergie has to say about this.

"Thanks for the money, you dumb fucks"

[Big_Poppa]

i want to hear what Fergie has to say about this.

"Thanks for the money, you dumb fucks"

[unluckycharm]

I've heard Shirley Mansun from Garbage peed onstage.

rock and roll.

[Big_Poppa]

There is an L7 story that puts my maxipad story to shame.

[unluckycharm]

there was a rumor that when Ozzy used to throw a bunch of water over himself at concerts it was because he had a 'problem' holding it in (you know, total lush) and that was to cover up his onstage relief.

[ToroRojo]

GG Allin fellated his brother on stage.

[beefstew]

i want to hear what Fergie has to say about this.

"Thanks for the money, you dumb fucks"

man, that's so lame. it's probably not far from the truth though. i hate famous people. fame turns you into a prick, according to mike, or is it money that does that? hmm. i would like to think that they are a little more honest and caring than that, but whatever. she'll be in rehab in a couple of weeks, that's for sure.
all in all, it's pretty fucking hilarious.

AND GG Allin is (was) a fucking nutjob. I just heard about that guy a week ago. This guy at work was like "you've never heard of him? come on." he sent me this article where he was interviewed. man, that guy was DISTURBED. Not like the band, WORSE... if that's possible.

[beefstew]

not sure of the source, but a co-worker sent this to me...

Fergie's reps are claiming she didn't pee herself in San Diego at Street Scene over the weekend, and that the huge wet spot in the middle of her crotch was just sweat, but either way I'm going with disgusting. Obviously sweat is a million times more acceptable than urine, but what kind of monster woman sweats to the point where it could be mistaken for pee? The only people I know that sweat that much are male professional athletes and fat people. So which one is it, Fergie? Are you a male professional athlete or fat?

are you kidding me? no one sweats like that between their legs. that seems impossible to me. the rest of her pants would be just as 'wet' if that were the case.

[ToroRojo]

Maybe she is a mutant and has an armpit where her crotch should be.