Jump to content


Photo

What Should I Do With My Hairy Armpits?


  • Please log in to reply
20 replies to this topic

#16 Jacki O.

Jacki O.

    Princess of Darkness

  • Shizzified
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 10,739 posts
  • Location:Phat ass Phoenix, AZ

Posted 02 January 2007 - 01:19 PM

Amen to that. A good coating of hair on a dude is like a dusting of sexiness. Especially if it's on his butt.


i like hairy butts and i cannot lie...
:lol:
  • 1

#17 Jadbgjoka

Jadbgjoka

    Shizz JediMaster

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,309 posts
  • Location:Fredericton, N.B. CANADA

Posted 02 January 2007 - 02:12 PM

I hate my armpit hair, it grosses me out so I shave pretty often. I will probably get it lasered eventually.

Other people's pit hair doesn't usually bug me but I feel there is a rule that every man and woman must follow. If you put your arms down at your sides, and your armpit hair is long enough to peek out, it's time to bust out the scissors because that's just nasty. How would deoderant, spray other otherwise, do any good? I don't get it.



What if the pit-hair kind of unites with the chest-hair?





:(



I hate being middle eastern


I can't wait for MAGFest, but alas, I must.
  • 0

#18 ironyengine

ironyengine

    Extra Dad

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 6,944 posts
  • Location:EC MD

Posted 02 January 2007 - 02:40 PM

Locks for love <3 <3
  • 1

Take your time old man, these vultures are happy to wait... 


#19 Danosaur

Danosaur

    Shizz JediMaster

  • Shizzified
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 2,296 posts
  • Location:earth, next to venus and mars

Posted 03 January 2007 - 02:40 PM

I say:

"If the happy trail has become a happy 6 lane highway...its time to shave that shit..."
"If the little mountaineer can barely peek out through the forest...its time to shave that shit..."
"If the nipplefuzz has become nipplefros...its time to shave that shit..."
"If the sleaves covering your arms are not from the sweater you are wearing...well...your just a cursed german...like me..."

that is all...
  • 0

#20 jaimeemfer

jaimeemfer

    Shizz Knight

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 712 posts
  • Location:The Desert

Posted 03 January 2007 - 07:42 PM

What if the pit-hair kind of unites with the chest-hair?






No, no, you misunderstood. I'm not talking cute and furry. I'm talking about people who look like they've got a barbie doll scalp glued underneath their arms. There was this hippy chick at a restaurant I worked at. By "hippy" I mean wore peasant shirts, had jimi and bob all over her house, talked about love and peace but was actually a conceited bitch and would fuck over anyone she didn't like. She had 3 inch pit hair (no exaggeration) and would constantly put her hands in the air whenever she got stoked about something and show this hair to the customers eating and drinking at the bar.

And if you happened to be enjoying some wings and your favorite beer after work and look up to see some patouchli stinking bitch's 3 inch pit hair 2 feet from your fucking face you'd freak out and make up a rule too.
  • 0

#21 Hooray For Everything

Hooray For Everything

    Shizz JediMaster

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,961 posts
  • Location:over there

Posted 03 January 2007 - 07:56 PM




What if the pit-hair kind of unites with the chest-hair?






No, no, you misunderstood. I'm not talking cute and furry. I'm talking about people who look like they've got a barbie doll scalp glued underneath their arms. There was this hippy chick at a restaurant I worked at. By "hippy" I mean wore peasant shirts, had jimi and bob all over her house, talked about love and peace but was actually a conceited bitch and would fuck over anyone she didn't like. She had 3 inch pit hair (no exaggeration) and would constantly put her hands in the air whenever she got stoked about something and show this hair to the customers eating and drinking at the bar.

And if you happened to be enjoying some wings and your favorite beer after work and look up to see some patouchli stinking bitch's 3 inch pit hair 2 feet from your fucking face you'd freak out and make up a rule too.



try dating her.
  • 0
"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb

"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS

"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"


"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.

SHOCKER." - Mig50


"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss




2 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 2 guests, 0 anonymous users