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[Brodie]

[attempt at April Fool's humor redacted]

[Andrew James Matthews]

no one's going to reply to this??!! - i guess i have to be the one, then -
so: a rare moment of levity from Phx's "favorite son" - of course, one that includes the "just kidding" self-aggrandizing that really isn't kidding at all - i'm sure the several teenage girls who are fooled by this shallowest of no-talent weepers are sneaking out of their windows to hang out at the creepy after-party where date-rape drugs are dispensed from a quarter vending machine - guess how many other white, spottily bearded, 20-something males have acoustic guitars and stories of self-congratulatory woe to tell? - there should be some sort of census - and a subsequent annex of the U.S. to accomodate these sad, pathetic bastard singer/songwriters - what would you call it? - loserville? - assholesburg? - rapetown? - suggestions, please! -

[Mary]

AJM, you were supposed to post that yesterday . . .

[Brodie]

Is AJM in DESTINATIONS UNKNOWN?

[Jacki O.]

i vote for "rapetown", i just like the sound of it.

[eraser]

i vote for "rapetown", i just like the sound of it.

I've been pronouncing it ruh-pay-town!

[Jacki O.]

i vote for "rapetown", i just like the sound of it.

I've been pronouncing it ruh-pay-town!

that's the french pronouciation, in english it's "Rah-pee-town"

[Brodie]

I like how he ends his post with "Tune in to the Real World".

Well, that was the whole point of this silly post in the first place! To let some folks I know who post on here that, in a very strange turn of circumstances, my face is on this internationally televised show (granted, because I got caught on camera while performing my job, which is evident when you compare the awkward way I look on camera to how the people used to living their lives in front of the lens carried themselves). It's just very strange and funny to me, and I was excited to share that with you, however tongue-in-cheek my presentation (though I thought it appropriate, given that it was April Fools' Day).

[Mary]

Rapé is French for "shredded." Srsly.

[Brodie]

Well, I do shred on the guitar.
Everything else in that rant is just generalization, fiction, or nonsense.
The shot at my beard particularly hurt.

[jay]

if yer beard hurts, it's probably time to let it go.

The shot at my beard particularly hurt.

[Brodie]

if yer beard hurts, it's probably time to let it go.

Shaving sounds more painful.

[rudolpho of pensacola]

Well, I do shred on the guitar.
Everything else in that rant is just generalization, fiction, or nonsense.
The shot at my beard particularly hurt.

[Brodie]

That's hot.