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[donald]

This is awesome, I was originally looking for this on NPR.org but it says it's unavailable for "legal reasons"

http://www.erim.net/...gross-interview


here is the direct link to the mp3

[WorkingClassWhore]

Thank you. That was fucking brilliant.

[ladydemon]

"I'm not here to pretend or portend.."

that was good thanks.

[Coward Crutch]

very....insightful lol

[fatguyaz]

oh man, this was tough to listen to. I've never heard Terry Gross get nasty like that.

Raawwr.

[donald]

we need a celebrity Death Match

[weener]

Some conservative talking head (I think Bill O'Reilly) threw a hissy fit and stomped out of Fresh Air because of some question she asked him. They were doing their anniversary show a few months ago and played that clip, along with the Gene Simmons one and some other funny ones.

[fatguyaz]

i think i could take Terry Gross in a fight.

[degrae]

Four Thousand and Six Hundred Sexual Conquests!!! Up yours Wilt Chamberlain!!! They must have been that deep meaningful sort of bathroom break. His Mom WAS in a concentration camp, if she got her revenge through her beer hating son, ... I don't buy the 4600. That sounds too repetitive and biologically unsafe to be accurate. I'm very rich, I get laid alot, that would suffice if it were true. Lies Gene, I call you on your lies, and I want Four Thousand Six Hundred names.

[raubhimself]

Four Thousand and Six Hundred Sexual Conquests!!! Up yours Wilt Chamberlain!!! They must have been that deep meaningful sort of bathroom break. His Mom WAS in a concentration camp, if she got her revenge through her beer hating son, ... I don't buy the 4600. That sounds too repetitive and biologically unsafe to be accurate. I'm very rich, I get laid alot, that would suffice if it were true. Lies Gene, I call you on your lies, and I want Four Thousand Six Hundred names.

For arguments' sake, let's break this down. Dude is 59 years old. His childhood doesn't count. And since nobody that doesn't smoke, drink, or get high is going to get massive amounts of poontang unless they are famous, we shouldn't really count any years until kiss formed. Sure, he probably got laid before then, but certainly not comparable to the mass quantities he claims. So here we go:

Gene is 59 years old, born in 1949. Kiss formed in 1973. That's 24 years of non-mass quantity sexual experiences there. He's lived with Shannon Tweed since '85, So there's a lot of years of either no new women, or lots of infidelity (he's not married but he has two kids and lives with her, so good enough). Let's make it interesting though, and not count those years (no dude should be gloating about fucking chicks behind his babymama's back).

So... 59 years old minus 24 years before fame minus 23 years of a single relationship = 12 years to fuck 4600 women. 12 years = 4383 days.
4600 women / 4383 days = 1.04 women per day for 12 years.

Now, I don't necessarily believe Gene, because that's a metric fuck ton of women to be bangin' for not having any sort of diseases crawling on your junk, not to mention... how the hell does he keep track? However, I think with those numbers it is possible. 1 per day probably isn't realistic, but the dude no doubt had mad threesomes, foursomes, and who knows what else. And if he's counting every handjob, blowjob, rimjob, tossed salad, cleaveland steamer, hot carl, and titty fuck as "having sex" then yeah, he could easily have done it.

But again, 12 years of fucking groupies? Groupies that want to have sex with Gene Simmons no less? No way the dude doesn't have some sort of STD.

[ladydemon]

math-shmath
Terry did some bangin in her day i bet.