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#1 Jacki O.

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 09:43 AM

it's bad enough you wear shorts. i don't want to see your hairy toes, unkept toenails, and crusty feet.

no flips flops on men!
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#2 raubhimself

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 09:52 AM

alright then, but you can't wear anything that goes past your knees. and be sure to shave because i don't want to see your disgusting hairy legs. you too, weener!


i don't wear them often but i like wearing flip flops with my one pair of really loose pants. it makes me feel like a hippie, and not the "i'm in college, have a hemp necklace, and listen to DMB" kind.
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 09:54 AM

it's bad enough you wear shorts. i don't want to see your hairy toes, unkept toenails, and crusty feet.

no flips flops on men!


what about when i'm at the pool? i should wear shoes then?

you clearly haven't thought this through, and i don't intend to support your policy.
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 10:00 AM

I've been out of the loop for a while. My cargo shorts are still cool, right?
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 10:12 AM

it's bad enough you wear shorts. i don't want to see your hairy toes, unkept toenails, and crusty feet.

no flips flops on men!


Fuck all that, I'll flip and flop my ass to the grocery store whenever I want.

Function over fashion, especially when it's 175 degrees outside. :P
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#6 donald

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 10:56 AM

Sorry Jacki, you can't have it both ways.

If men have to wear closed toed shoes and pants, then women have to wear veils over their faces and cover their whole body.
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 10:58 AM

Sorry Jacki, you can't have it both ways.

If men have to wear closed toed shoes and pants, then women have to wear veils over their faces and cover their whole body.

Donald, no no no. You're doing it wrong.
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 11:00 AM

in all fairness, ladies should not wear them either.

FUCK FLIP FLOPS IN '08
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 11:00 AM

it's bad enough you wear shorts. i don't want to see your hairy toes, unkept toenails, and crusty feet.

no flips flops on men!


Fuck all that, I'll flip and flop my ass to the grocery store whenever I want.

Function over fashion, especially when it's 175 degrees outside. :P


I second.

Instead of criticizing the world around you, maybe you should work on your intolerance towards my shorts wearing brethren and their flip flopped feet.
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 11:16 AM

Sorry Jacki, you can't have it both ways.

If men have to wear closed toed shoes and pants, then women have to wear veils over their faces and cover their whole body.

Donald, no no no. You're doing it wrong.



oh, my bad
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 11:22 AM

Um, is it wrong if I say that I kind of think that flip flops on dudes is kind of hot?

I mean...not on ALL dudes...but some dudes.

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 11:23 AM

in all fairness, ladies should not wear them either.

FUCK FLIP FLOPS IN '08


i totally agree. fuck flip flops on dudes and ladies with gnarly feet. now if you've got some sexy, well groomied tootsies, thats cool.

dudes in tevos or any other similiar sandal should die. ok...maybe not die but they should put some shoes on. im not being judgemental. fuck sandals in '08


die is harsh. i didnt mean die. ive had a change of heart. if youre a dude that loves sandals then rock it. i just hope a cinder block falls on your foot.
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#13 Jacki O.

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 11:52 AM

dudes, cover your shit up.
flip flops are disgusting, i think it's pushing the limit when women wear them, but at least most women take care of their feet.


they should only be allowed in the following places:

hostel showers
prison showers
the pool area
the lake area
the beach area
Scottsdale


they should be banned in the following places:

the grocery store - while selecting my produce i accidentally glanced down at your gnarly, overgrown big toe nail and almost vomited on the broccoli
the bar
the restaurant
everywhere not mentioned in the above lists


sandals on men are ok only if the men are not white dudes.
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 12:08 PM

they should be banned in the following places:

the grocery store - while selecting my produce i accidentally glanced down at your gnarly, overgrown big toe nail and almost vomited on the broccoli


fuck that. i'm wearing flip flops wherever, whenever i want. if you're concerned about vomiting, don't eat before you go out.

i have incredibly gorgeous feet, so i should be exempt from this discussion anyway. ;)
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 12:22 PM

I'd much rather see a dude in flip flops than in a pair of fucking crocs.

Also, i've seen Tonys feet, and they ARE gorgeous.
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