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#31 ShawnPhase

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Posted 18 December 2008 - 11:05 PM

i shave, electric razor, yum
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Posted 18 December 2008 - 11:12 PM

ok, I am still totally freaked by the idea of a RAZOR to my twig an berries. I googled to find an exact technique. I mean hell, They don't teach this stuff in school.


"The truth about testicle shaving is, there is no such thing as testicle shaving. So what we're really referring to is shaving the pubic hairs on the scrotum, the sac that contains the testicles.

But, since you're here because you want to know about testicle shaving, we'll refer to the process of shaving the scrotum as testicle shaving, just to keep things simple.

Are you anxious that you're the only male thinking about or actually testicle shaving? Just have a look around the locker room the next time you're at the gym ...

The truth is, doctors report they see that more of their clients, who are not scheduled for any type of surgery, are testicle shaving.

Many males say testicle shaving is a way to feel fresh and look neat and clean. No doubt that's true.

But the truth is, an honest male will admit that he is testicle shaving because a cleanly shaved scrotum enhances sensations, receives a lot more, uh, attention and can even help make his penis look larger.

Whatever your reasons for testicle shaving, it's of the utmost importance that you do it properly.

The truth is, the scrotal skin is quite soft, and more importantly, paper thin, so the key thing to remember when testicle shaving - BE CAREFUL.

You'll need an easy and clear view of your scrotum to be able to do the best testicle shaving.

Create a space with comfortable seating in front of a mirror, and a table or something on the side where you can place a container of warm water to rinse your razor and a clean dry towel.

Allow your razor to soak in the warm water for a short while before you start testicle shaving.

It's probably a good idea to place a towel underneath you and you'll definitely need good lighting. Make sure there's enough light to see the individual hairs on your scrotum before you begin your testicle shaving.

Slowly and gently, stretch and flatten the skin of the scrotum with one hand and shave towards the inner thigh with the other.

Make as few repeat strokes as possible and don't press down on the razor during testicle shaving.

Keep your razor's blade clean by rinsing it after each stroke.

The truth is, after a time of regular testicle shaving, your scrotum will remain somewhat smoother because the hairs will weaken and soften.

But the ultimate truth, as Mr. Jackson Pierpont of Biloxi, Mississippi tells it, is that you need the very best testicle shaving tool available to get the job done right. First time ... Every time"
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 06:44 AM

There is no such thing as hair getting weaker and softer from shaving. Skin getting tougher, yes. Hair getting weaker and softer from being yanked out by the roots, yes. Sack getting less hairy over time because you're losing your hair, dude, yes.

(I know you're only the messenger, mothrock. And I find it freaky, too, because I'm not a doctor and don't hang around men's locker rooms all that much, and since shaving is a lifelong annoyance I avoid whenever possible, it's hard to imagine anyone deciding to do extra.)
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 07:35 AM

ok, I am still totally freaked by the idea of a RAZOR to my twig an berries. I googled to find an exact technique. I mean hell, They don't teach this stuff in school.

Unless you're using a straight razor, most modern multi-blade razors (even disposables) are designed to minimize accidental cuts. I'm not suggesting to hack away, but if you take the time to shave carefully anywhere on your body, you'll walk away unscathed.

You have my word on it.

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Posted 19 December 2008 - 08:52 AM

This thread was meant for the ladies?

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P.S. Jacki, did you know a bunch of men would answer this? . . .


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Posted 19 December 2008 - 09:33 AM

Slowly and gently, stretch and flatten the skin of the scrotum with one hand and shave towards the inner thigh with the other.

Make as few repeat strokes as possible and don't press down on the razor during testicle shaving.

Keep your razor's blade clean by rinsing it after each stroke.


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#37 mothrock

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Posted 19 December 2008 - 10:32 AM

I wonder if there is a demo video anywhere for this.
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 10:58 AM

I wonder if there is a demo video anywhere for this.


maybe we should make a shizz scrotum shaving how-to video. it could be the first in the series of shizz "porn" videos suggested in the other thread.
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 11:00 AM

This thread was meant for the ladies?

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P.S. Jacki, did you know a bunch of men would answer this? . . .



"junk" sounds more like wieners and balls than coochies.
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 11:09 AM

Junk is junk! It means dude junk or lady junk.

I didn't post the thread for only ladies or only men.

This is an equal opportunity junk shaving inquiry thread.
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 11:31 AM

I always thought of junk as pertaining to men.

I thought the only junk women had was in their trunk :lol:
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 11:39 AM

i guess i have encountered some pretty junky coochies in my life. youre right, junk is junk regardless of gender.

i like the word coochies.
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 11:40 AM

I like pooter
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 12:00 PM

i like cunt.
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Posted 19 December 2008 - 12:10 PM

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