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[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

run on sentence

Done and done.

"Do the Jellyfish" is one of my favorite songs ever.

Ever...

fuck, those guys are pretty rad

Oh shit, I forgot! Check out their Daytrotter session too!

[Jacki O.]

Man Witch - there's already a shitty band with this name (with a hyphen: Man-Witch) but i just love this name

Man Grass - again, already a band with this name but alas....i love Man Grass.

Warlock Supreme - this is from Weener's amazing Willie the Warlock video

[bisbee slim]

the warm gummy bears

[mothrock]

Abid Butt -

this is actually a popular name in the Arab world. Which is kind of interesting if you think about it.

[mothrock]

street names:

the broadway curve
grand avenue

durango curve

[bisbee slim]

traffic circle

[bob]

we were playing around with
GIRL SAUCE &
the GAY POLICE
but weren't brave enough to use either of them.

well, mom, my band's called...

[Andrew James Matthews]

Hey, Wet Amigo (listen to the first line of Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl"); Nacho Cheez Derridas; Cool Ranch Derridas; Break Room Exorcism; Fecal Funhouse; The Doors (or The Rolling Stones, or Creedence Clearwater Revival, etc. - pick a legendary band name, pretend you've never heard of it, and bill yourselves as that - a can't miss!); Hamburger Milkshake; Digital Pheasant (this one has memories for me and some others, so be good please); Prolix Pedants; Brodie Hubbard; Dirty Pillows; Excellent Asshole; Worms At Work; Joe Cocker Seizure; Tinfoil Tapestry; Volume Knobs; Quilt of Shame; Post-Coital Curlicue; Anal Malfeasance -
quick aside: no more Wolf anything or something Wolf - done!!! - or "_____Fuck_____," "Fuck________," "__________Fuck" - got it, already!!! -
Queasy Quickie; Puke Satan; Puke, Satan; Satan's Puke; Puke; Eternal Orgasm (featuring members of W.O.M.B.); Floating Handgun;
We (Not Only As A Band, But As Individuals) Only Play Music To Hopefully Wake Up In Your Passed Out Girlfriend's Bed With Our Flannel Shirt Crumpled Nearby And Our Disgusting Indie-Beards All A-Tousle, All The While Pretending To Be Victims Of Circumstance (whew! hopefully that bulllshit run-on sentence band name thing hasn't gone out of style yet!); (pick a year and just call it that, lazy assholes!); Lazy Assholes; Intravenous De Milo (know it's a Spinal Tap "record," but a fun reference!) -
don't know if any of you have checked out The Onion's annual list of actual bands they've found on the internet with god-awful names - if not, look and laugh - or be secretly amazed! - my favorite: Sweatpants In Public - they call themselves "the most comfortable band in Denver" - hilarious! -
bye! -

[degrae]

The Eens. Only new band needed.

[dija]

Alchoholics Victorios : drunk punk rock

Fast Licks at Shreadmount High: 80's coleseum metal

Abominable: doom about big foot

Chips Destr'hoy: thrash about cookies fronted by cookie monster

Trianglesaurus Rex: ???

The Shittens- I was in this band for a year, it was awesome (RIP)

[unluckycharm]

The Negative Nacys

The Incitefuls

[capthfc]

Sleigher - christmas metal

[Quezo]

Sleigher - christmas metal

Slayer in the style of Bing Crosby?

[John MFer]

Dating Violence