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[Jacki O.]

Does anyone know if Aqua-Tots does employee drug screening/testing?

PM me or whatevs

[Jacki O.]

I find it hard to believe that no one on the shizz has worked for Aqua-Tots! (JK)

Don't you want to teach children and adults to swim? Or coach competitive swimming? Don't you want a peaceful, occasional pot-smoking, responsible adult with an impressive background in competitive swimming to teach your children how to swim or coach them to aqua excellence?

[jomama]

Don't you want to teach children and adults to swim? Or coach competitive swimming? Don't you want a peaceful, occasional pot-smoking, responsible adult with an impressive background in competitive swimming to teach your children how to swim or coach them to aqua excellence?

no

[thebiggameover]

[Jacki O.]

YES!
I should bring that picture with me to the drug test.

[fatguyaz]

swimming when you're stoned is really fun.


I've heard.

[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

_________ when you're stoned is really fun.


I've heard.

Fixed.

[Jacki O.]

swimming when you're stoned is really fun.


I've heard.

hell yes!

[fatguyaz]

nude.

[Jacki O.]

in a public pool

[weener]

whilst teaching toddlers how to float on their backs

[guitarduane]

is that the picture all of this is about? can you even tell he is smoking weed from that?

[degrae]

You and Phelps can smoke all the weed you want. I'm never eating another Pop-Tart or bowl of Special K no matter HOW STONED I AM!!!! When my kid needs swimming lessons you can personally load them a bong. 13 gold medals don't lie, Paul McArtney was kind of a successful bloke. There should be a Michael Phelps poster on every Cheeba Hut in Amsterdam as far as I'm concerned.

[dija]

I would think a job where you have to supervise kids swimming would reqiure a drug test and probably CPR training. although I have a few pals who life guard in the summer and they didn't mention drug testing. On the other hand I had to get a drug test before I could get hired on as a valet sooo....I don't know? If they do need a drug screening see what kind it is before you get worried, a lot of companies now are doing this mouth swab test, its faster and cheaper than urine screenings but it only reads positive for weed and booze if you've had some in the past 3 days or so. Its really designed to pick up on hard drugs like crack and H not somthing as harmless as pot.

Micheal Phelps makes me and Baltimore proud everyday.

[Jacki O.]

If they do need a drug screening see what kind it is before you get worried, a lot of companies now are doing this mouth swab test, its faster and cheaper than urine screenings but it only reads positive for weed and booze if you've had some in the past 3 days or so. Its really designed to pick up on hard drugs like crack and H not somthing as harmless as pot.

oh shit. i better stop smoking that rock.