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#1 MikeyWretch

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:04 AM

was homeless in Texas I ate out of trash can.
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:05 AM

pooped in an alley, when I was really drunk
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#3 MikeyWretch

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:08 AM

pooped in an alley, when I was really drunk


bet it would have been cooler in buttlet proof vest
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#4 beefstew

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:08 AM

smoked an MJ cigarette while skateboarding to school. :blink:
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:16 AM

fell asleep while driving and woke up two miles later.
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:18 AM

accidentally smoked pcp and was hijacked in a golf cart
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#7 Tony

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:23 AM

"accidentally" smoked pcp and was hijacked in a golf cart


fixed.

one time i: screamed "I'll fucking cut you" at a crowd in vegas.
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#8 MikeyWretch

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:23 AM

"accidentally" smoked pcp and was hijacked in a golf cart


fixed.

one time i: screamed "I'll fucking cut you" at a crowd in vegas.


Note to self: Dont piss Tony off.
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#9 chadk

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:23 AM

i got in an argument online it was lame town.
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:26 AM

took turns with two friends punching each other in face
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:28 AM

"accidentally" smoked pcp and was hijacked in a golf cart


fixed.

one time i: screamed "I'll fucking cut you" at a crowd in vegas.


Note to self: Dont piss Tony off.



i didn't actually cut anyone. sorry if that ruins my tough guy image.
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:29 AM

one time: i told Lee Ving to get a effing hair cut.
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All the time when I tell people what I do they say, "Oh I don't understand art, I can't even draw." (or worse, "I only like art I can understand.") Well, ya know what, I don't know how to make a car, but I sure appreciate being able to drive one.

-trunkspace

#13 MikeyWretch

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:31 AM

danced the night away at "GirlClub" no one liked me.
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:31 AM

one time: i told Lee Ving to get a effing haircut.


fixed. "hair cut" is two words. "haircut" is one. ;)
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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:32 AM

blew a whole half of green out of a giant joint layed on the roof with my friends and clowned
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