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#1 samothcoatl

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:34 AM

http://news.yahoo.co...odd_bridge_fall


Man pretending to fall off bridge actually falls

BLOOMINGTON, Minn. – Police said a 23-year-old man is in stable condition after he pretended that he was falling off a bridge over the Minnesota River, then actually fell off the bridge. Police got a call just before 5 a.m. Sunday from a 21-year-old man who said his friend fell off the Highway 77 bridge and into a marshy area about 30 feet below.

The caller said he was driving north when his friend, who he said had been drinking, told him to pull into the bridge's emergency lane so he could urinate.

The 23-year-old stood eventually climbed to the ledge of the bridge, then looked at his friend and pretended to fall. "He then in fact fell," reads a press release from the Bloomingtin Police Department.

Police from Bloomington and Eagan responded, and the Eagan Fire Department used a chair lift to retrieve the man. He was transported to Hennepin County Medical Center where was treated.


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#2 chadk

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:44 AM

i heard that on the radio this morning.

way to go dude!
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#3 mig50

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:48 AM

i hope he landed in a puddle of his own piss.

insult to injury!
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you mean you forgot cranberries too?

#4 Coward Crutch

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Posted 24 April 2009 - 10:50 AM

I've always heard that there are frequent deaths on various dams across the US where people pose for pictures as though they are falling off the dam, then they actually do :o
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shitty is now.


#5 glitterbot

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Posted 25 April 2009 - 08:44 AM

people are the best.


we really did see a guy who got drunk and fell off a bridge at sxsw. outside of stubbs. he was drinking like highball glasses full of grey goose all night.
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#6 Jacki O.

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 09:51 AM

NEVER PRETEND TO BE FALLING OFF BRIDGES!

How many times does your mother have to tell you this!
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 09:54 AM

NEVER PRETEND TO BE FALLING OFF BRIDGES!

How many times does your mother have to tell you this!


omg r u my mom?
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you mean you forgot cranberries too?

#8 Jacki O.

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Posted 27 April 2009 - 10:13 AM

NEVER PRETEND TO BE FALLING OFF BRIDGES!

How many times does your mother have to tell you this!


omg r u my mom?


yes! Brush your teeth miglet!
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