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#1 Jacki O.

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 12:09 PM

So i'm a bridesmaid in my best friend's wedding party and her bachelorette party is a cooking class which, both the bride's mother and I, agreed is kinda boring for a bachelorette party so we want to hire some male strippers to pose as busboys during the class and then surprise her.

i think it would be hilarious.

does anyone know a good male stripper/strip company they can recommend/suggest?

You can insert jokes here as well but i would also like some real info.....
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#2 Tony

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 01:02 PM

i read the topic title and said to myself "i know jacki started this thread". then i looked over to the right and what do you know, there was jacki's name... confirmed.

but to answer your question, no. i don't know any male strippers. maybe get JDLC to do it. i've heard he's a pervert, and his drumming skills are weak.

p.s. :P
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#3 Jacki O.

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 01:18 PM

i read the topic title and said to myself "i know jacki started this thread". then i looked over to the right and what do you know, there was jacki's name... confirmed.

but to answer your question, no. i don't know any male strippers. maybe get JDLC to do it. i've heard he's a pervert, and his drumming skills are weak.

p.s. :P


who else would it be?

i dont think JDLC would do it. He wont pose in my dick mag.

I found this....eh?
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 01:27 PM

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#5 Jacki O.

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Posted 28 May 2009 - 01:29 PM

actually that would be hilarious if he showed up!

with chickens and did a whole "farmer" routine.

chad, how much for an hour?
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 01:46 PM

i read the topic title and said to myself "i know jacki started this thread". then i looked over to the right and what do you know, there was jacki's name... confirmed.

but to answer your question, no. i don't know any male strippers. maybe get JDLC to do it. i've heard he's a pervert, and his drumming skills are weak.

p.s. :P


who else would it be?

i dont think JDLC would do it. He wont pose in my dick mag.

I found this....eh?

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I'm probably a lot cheaper than BIG JIM!
Though, i DO have some sweet tribal, too.



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Posted 28 May 2009 - 03:00 PM

i am no help. but I do think "surprise strippers" are hilarious. we were at a male strip show once and a pizza guy showed up. we were drunk enough that we didn't think it was weird that there was a pizza guy delivering pizza to a bar. my friend yelled "take it off, pizza boy!"

and he did.

it was really funny.
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 03:08 PM

Awesome.

I think Braz would be hilarious:
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 03:15 PM

Where are Ronny's eyebrows?


EDIT: most of those dudes are pretty yuck.

DOUBLE EDIT: I like Kevin's fireman outfit.
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 03:18 PM

most of them look like gay dudes or date rapists :(
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 03:39 PM

Awesome.

I think Braz would be hilarious:
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What's this guy gonna say?

"Did someone order a...um...cowboy?"

or

"We got a noise complaint, so they sent me...i'm a uh....cowboy."

or

"We got a call that some dogies need to be roped over here."
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 03:41 PM

Awesome.

I think Braz would be hilarious:
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What's this guy gonna say?

"Did someone order a...um...cowboy?"

or

"We got a noise complaint, so they sent me...i'm a uh....cowboy."

or

"We got a call that some dogies need to be roped over here."



is that a six-shooter in your pocket or...
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Posted 28 May 2009 - 11:52 PM

i'll do it.

its cool if i get a boner, right?
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you mean you forgot cranberries too?

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Posted 29 May 2009 - 03:48 AM

yo i got this huge dick that is always put to a good use. Its like fucking huge. 300 for the whole show.
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Posted 29 May 2009 - 08:04 AM

yo i got this huge dick that is always put to a good use. Its like fucking huge. 300 for the whole show.


Future Poolboy model?
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