26 replies to this topic

[MikeyWretch]

I love driving to and from work everyday!
The people around me are always smiling and waving to say Hi and to let me merge infront of them!
The landscape on the side of the I-10 and the 17 are so pretty!!!!!
I love that I cant ride my bike to work!

[mancopter]

That's a pretty terrible lie, Mikey.

[MikeyWretch]

how about


I love to be banged in the butt with huge strap on dildos?

that one is alittle harder hahah I said harder!

[mancopter]

Now that's just the outright truth.

Oh wait, we're talking about you.

[MikeyWretch]

yeah those are my lies.

you tell a lie now!

[Jacki O.]

i am a dude.

[sonofpatter]

I can not tell a lie!

[MikeyWretch]

i am a dude.

sup bro?

[fatguyaz]

Mikey, no one is interested in your posts. You are a nuisance.

[MikeyWretch]

Mikey, no one is interested in your posts. You are a nuisance.

oh yeah well I never looked at your dong back in the day

[differently biotic]

I'm a lesbian

I can eat whatever I want and never work out and never gain weight on my size two frame

I love being lied to

[MikeyWretch]

I like to be mature and act my age all the time.

life is always so much fun so thats why on the web I act real serious.

[mancopter]

I am brimming with confidence.

I am way too social.

I don't drink enough.

[JRC]

I never have to use self deprecating humor to cover up my insecurities or failings.

JRC

[Jacki O.]

i never lie