Be that as it may, I don't see a way this conversation ends with anything going in my ass - despite your powers of persuasion and the hilarious mental imagery this inspires.Nope.don't straight guy's buttholes want attention too?
how do you know unless you try?
Plus, I'm saving my butthole for my wedding night...
I've been married twice, and my butthole has remained unintruded through both of them, thankfully.