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[Tony]

what's the deal with gay marriage, man? it seems like you'd be down with a "love everybody equally" philosophy, but a lot of your followers don't see it that way.

also, can you hook it up so that i don't have to work anymore? thanks in advance, bro.

[sonofpatter]

Hey, Jesus, have you ever thought about recording a blues album?

[John MFer]

what's the deal with gay marriage, man? it seems like you'd be down with a "love everybody equally" philosophy, but a lot of your followers don't see it that way.

Also, most of your followers would like to know clearly which makes and models of guns you would store in your arsenal, and who you would bomb for not believing in you.

Hey, Jesus, have you ever thought about recording a blues album?

I would think being the son of God, able to work miracles and create matter out of nothing, it would be hard to get the blues.

[raubhimself]

Hey, Jesus, have you ever thought about recording a blues album?

I would think being the son of God, able to work miracles and create matter out of nothing, it would be hard to get the blues.

Naw man, here's the tracklist for the latest EP from J.C. and the Sons of God:
Crucifixion Blues
Turnin' Muddy Waters Into Wine
Resurrect Me Baby
Ararat Flood
Devil Got My Woman
Magdalene

[Jacki O.]

Jesus, you're an American right?

[Coward Crutch]

I'm thinking Jesus probably needs a few more cups of coffee to handle this thread. Assuming he is who I think he is

[mancopter]

Jesus, you're an American right?

Don't be silly. Of course he is.

[JesusChrist]

what's the deal with gay marriage, man? it seems like you'd be down with a "love everybody equally" philosophy, but a lot of your followers don't see it that way.

also, can you hook it up so that i don't have to work anymore? thanks in advance, bro.

My followers are lost little children, but I still love them.

Have you ever talked to a gay couple, Tony?

Love is love.

Marriage is nice but does not make love stronger.


You choose to work.

The only thing that you have no control over is when you come home to me.

Jesus, you're an American right?

Don't be silly. Of course he is.

Im what ever makes you sleep better at night.

[mancopter]

Jesus, you're an American right?

Don't be silly. Of course he is.

Im what ever makes you sleep better at night.

You're alcohol?

[JesusChrist]

Jesus, you're an American right?

Don't be silly. Of course he is.

Im what ever makes you sleep better at night.

You're alcohol?

Satan has ahold of you.

Walk with me.

[Jacki O.]

what's the deal with gay marriage, man? it seems like you'd be down with a "love everybody equally" philosophy, but a lot of your followers don't see it that way.

also, can you hook it up so that i don't have to work anymore? thanks in advance, bro.

My followers are lost little children, but I still love them.

Have you ever talked to a gay couple, Tony?

Love is love.

Marriage is nice but does not make love stronger.


You choose to work.

The only thing that you have no control over is when you come home to me.

Jesus, you're an American right?

Don't be silly. Of course he is.

Im what ever makes you sleep better at night.

I'm gonna count that answer as American.

[mancopter]

While you're here, why is Satan's music so much better than yours?

[Jacki O.]

JESUS!
WHO IS GONNA WIN "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?"

???????

[Rial]

I can only get behind an American Jesus, ethnic jesus is too much for me to handle, curly hair, olive skin, hummas....that is not who carrys me over the over the sand.

[Tony]

what's the deal with gay marriage, man? it seems like you'd be down with a "love everybody equally" philosophy, but a lot of your followers don't see it that way.

also, can you hook it up so that i don't have to work anymore? thanks in advance, bro.

My followers are lost little children, but I still love them.

Have you ever talked to a gay couple, Tony?

Love is love.

Marriage is nice but does not make love stronger.


You choose to work.

The only thing that you have no control over is when you come home to me.

i guess i'd just be annoyed if a bunch of hatemongers were running around doing evil shit in my name. but that's just me.

okay, yeah, i "choose" to work. i guess what i was hinting at was could you put some cheddar in my bank account so i can pay my mortgage and eat and not have to come into the office every day. that would be a real plus. and ideally it wouldn't be one of those ironic twilight zone scenarios where you say "sure, now you no longer have to work..." and you use your magic wand and all the sudden i don't have any legs or arms and then you say "now you're disabled! HA!" know what i mean? you're all powerful, right?

and speaking of coming home to you, any idea when that will be? the wife and i have a vacation planned in october and i'm wondering if i should buy trip insurance. again, thanks in advance.

in conclusion, you're jesus. wouldn't you already know if i've talked with any gay couples?