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#1 Hooray For Everything

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 09:12 AM

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"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb

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"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"


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#2 Tender Lad

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 09:26 AM

How about just masturbating less? That seems more reasonable.
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#3 Hooray For Everything

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 09:30 AM

Y'mean, like, less, in general, or less today? Because, for me, masturbating less, today, would be not masturbating at all, y'know? I mean, there aren't many days where I find it necessary to do it twice.

Oh, crap... It's 9/11 & we're talking about this...what good Americans we are...wasting our time on stupid shit.

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"HFE...sometimes you seem serious when you are joking and jokey when your serious. You make me laugh and sob all at once. Bless you, and bless the great asshole in the sky that shit you out onto earth. Thank you...thaaaaaaank you. " - bb

"Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." - DS

"one persons harassment, is just another person trying to get there shit back, ever think-a that?"


"THIS JUST IN: SHANE KENNEDY LIKES NOTHING.

SHOCKER." - Mig50


"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~Dr. Seuss

#4 Tender Lad

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 09:32 AM

I'm Canadian.

And just less today.
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#5 Melkor

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 09:36 AM

should we be doing something else instead of masturbating? I commit half genocides probably on average 8 times a week.
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#6 Tony

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 09:41 AM

should we be doing something else instead of masturbating?


pray to jesus.
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Posted 11 September 2009 - 09:44 AM

How about splitting the difference. Masturbating less to Jesus.
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#8 Melkor

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 09:49 AM

how about masturbating less on jesus?
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Posted 11 September 2009 - 10:02 AM

Less with Jesus?

Any combo involving the holy one works for me really.

Let's make this happen people.
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#10 Melkor

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 11:32 AM

isn't he with us always though?
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Posted 11 September 2009 - 11:36 AM

Many people are still being killed because of this.

Let us pray.
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#12 Melkor

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Posted 11 September 2009 - 12:24 PM

because you watch us masturbate?
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Posted 11 September 2009 - 12:36 PM

Gregory Sale is taking his art class from ASU to the 9/11 memorial at 1:30PM today at the capitol lawn. I might head down there for lunch.
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Posted 11 September 2009 - 12:56 PM

Gregory Sale is taking his art class from ASU to the 9/11 memorial at 1:30PM today at the capitol lawn. I might head down there for lunch.


performance art project?
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Posted 11 September 2009 - 02:13 PM

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