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#1 Jacki O.

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 10:19 AM

things are looking up!!!
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#2 The Governor

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 10:25 AM

Phoenix is a hell hole. I was elected by GOD (not you people) to clean up Phoenix and make it more Christian.
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Elected by GOD not you.

GOD has given me this powerful position of governor to help guide our state through the difficulty that we are currently facing today.

#3 sonofpatter

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 10:44 AM

things are looking up!!!


Classy.
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#4 The Governor

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 10:48 AM

I'm fapping right now.
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Elected by GOD not you.

GOD has given me this powerful position of governor to help guide our state through the difficulty that we are currently facing today.

#5 Jacki O.

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 10:53 AM

I'm fapping right now.


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#6 Rial

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 10:55 AM

The good Gov\' should come to Shizz Fest, has she been formally invited?
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#7 Tony

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 10:58 AM

The good Gov\' should come to Shizz Fest, has she been formally invited?


i will send her a personal invite today.

does anyone have any shizz stationery i can use?
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Posted 24 September 2009 - 11:09 AM

Please take me back to my....
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#9 hunter gather

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 11:15 AM

I'm fapping right now.

What is fapping?
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#10 mancopter

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 11:27 AM

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#11 chalupacabra

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 11:28 AM

The good Gov\' should come to Shizz Fest, has she been formally invited?



We'll dedicate our set to her! Probably the most meaningful accomplishment she'll ever claim
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#12 chalupacabra

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 11:30 AM

Are we sure she doesn't just mean the capital building itself is a hell hole? The place really is a dump.
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#13 billy

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 11:31 AM

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on top of your game sir, first the fingers, now this... kudos.
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#14 jomama

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 02:19 PM

The hellhole she was referring to was her own cunt, she left it in phoenix for renovation while she was in tucson.
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#15 hunter gather

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 02:22 PM

The good Gov\' should come to Shizz Fest, has she been formally invited?


i will send her a personal invite today.

does anyone have any shizz stationery i can use?

The shizz on letterhead. Custom stationary would be great for drafting letters to all our favorite politicians!
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