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[larah]

Instead of F*** my life, life is normal today.


For reference: fmylife.com

[donald]

HAHAHAHA

Today, I went into Staples, trying to find my dad. There were two sales people standing by the door. The older one asked me what I was looking for. I replied, "my dad." He looked at me in utter confusion. Without missing a beat, the younger salesman said, "We keep the dads down aisle 3." I thanked him and kept walking. MLIA

[mancopter]

And now I've got my time waster of the day. Possibly week.

Thanks Larah!

[raubhimself]

but... but... these aren't normal, average stories...

here is one from my life:
i went to Subway for lunch today. i got a turkey sub.

[mancopter]

but... but... these aren't normal, average stories...

here is one from my life:
i went to Subway for lunch today. i got a turkey sub.

It's about finding beauty in the mundane, mister rauble.

[raubhimself]

but... but... these aren't normal, average stories...

here is one from my life:
i went to Subway for lunch today. i got a turkey sub.

It's about finding beauty in the mundane, mister rauble.

but they aren't mundane! for instance:

Today my roommate came home to find his bed gift wrapped, his desk covered in post-it notes, and 30 goldfish swimming in his bathtub. I would say I'm making the most of my college experience. MLIA

not mundane! not average! a total farce! this website should be called "my life is average but today something bizarre happened".

here's another from my life:
today i went to work and i did some work and i browsed the shizz and complained about a website with funny anecdotes.

[mancopter]

Today, I was in calculus when a anouncement came over the PA saying "CODE BLUE ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD" my teacher ran out of the room and came back covered in mud. I have never had so many questions. MLIA

[jomama]

Today, on National Coming Out Day, I told my gay parents that I'm straight. MLIA