"and found, to their surprise, that women aren't all that different from men"
WHAT!?!?!?
"Many women said they had sex to bring them closer to God"
that's my reason yo!
I'm all like "oh god! oh god!"
Why do women have sex?
Started by Jacki O., Oct 14 2009 03:33 PM
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 03:33 PM
hahahahhaha only in Texas
"and found, to their surprise, that women aren't all that different from men"
WHAT!?!?!?
"Many women said they had sex to bring them closer to God"
that's my reason yo!
I'm all like "oh god! oh god!"
"and found, to their surprise, that women aren't all that different from men"
WHAT!?!?!?
"Many women said they had sex to bring them closer to God"
that's my reason yo!
I'm all like "oh god! oh god!"
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 03:37 PM
Cause it feels good?
Why didnt any one just simply say that?
Why didnt any one just simply say that?
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 03:44 PM
I didn't want to do my homework and there was nothing good on TV, why wasn't that a more popular reason?
I should have gone to school to make dumb online surveys that do not better society at all and actual find stupid answers to questions that didn't need to be asked.
I should have gone to school to make dumb online surveys that do not better society at all and actual find stupid answers to questions that didn't need to be asked.
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 03:45 PM
I think reading about it and really figuring it out would kill it for me. I dont want to know why things work like they do! I do want to read about like how to protect myself and maybe how to not make babies but as far as why do I want to bang my wife when I see her doing the laundry? screw it who cares why!?
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 03:50 PM
since im clearly the girl in my relationship, i kinda wish my lady was into having sex for emotional intimacy. mainly because IM horny all the time, and she only is when she wants filthy sex. i dont get the romantic sex at all. i also never get make up sex, partly because we dont really fight, but when we do theres never the making up part.
yes. i am complaining about this. shut up.
yes. i am complaining about this. shut up.
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 04:14 PM
Q: Why do women have sex?
A: The same reason I do. (They need the money.)
A: The same reason I do. (They need the money.)
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 04:16 PM
b/c they are slutz
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 04:25 PM
you're a slut!
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 04:28 PM
because seven ate nine.Why do women have sex?
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 04:34 PM
i wish!you're a slut!
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 04:35 PM
dammit!
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 04:38 PM
practice makes perfect... right?
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 05:14 PM
Q: Why do women have sex?
A: The same reason I do. (They need the money.)
People don't give a shit, unless it affects them personally, this affects me personally!
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 05:15 PM
hahahahhaha only in Texas
"and found, to their surprise, that women aren't all that different from men"
WHAT!?!?!?
"Many women said they had sex to bring them closer to God"
that's my reason yo!
I'm all like "oh god! oh god!"
Hahahaha. Very true! From my friends' and my own experience, I think women have sex for several different reasons. The reasons usually change as the relationship progresses. I think lust is a major factor at the beginning, physical gratification is always at the top of the list 
I would also say some women (and men) have sex to become emotionally closer to their partner and I know a few who just do it to keep the guy. Any reason, it always feels amazing, right?
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