I was a large baby.
This my Earth dad Joseph. He was cool. He taught me how to build and make shit out of wood.
This was my first car. I got it when I was 10 but there is no record of it.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!
My Birthday is coming up, BITCHES!
Started by JesusChrist, Dec 02 2009 06:46 PM
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 06:46 PM
This is my mom and me on the night of my birth. She was really cool and fed me and hung out with me utill I was murdered.
I was a large baby.
This my Earth dad Joseph. He was cool. He taught me how to build and make shit out of wood.
This was my first car. I got it when I was 10 but there is no record of it.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!
I was a large baby.
This my Earth dad Joseph. He was cool. He taught me how to build and make shit out of wood.
This was my first car. I got it when I was 10 but there is no record of it.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME!
Love is patient; love is kind and envies no one. Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith,
its hope, and endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love;
but the greatest of them all is love.”
never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith,
its hope, and endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love;
but the greatest of them all is love.”
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Posted 02 December 2009 - 07:23 PM
oh ok, what the fuck do you want
for your birthday
for your birthday
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 10:14 AM
what do you get for a man who has everything? (and nothing)
shitty is now.
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 10:58 AM
I'm gonna get you a dreidel and a copy of Siddartha.
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 11:14 AM
I need Indiana Jones and the last crusade on laser disc.
Love is patient; love is kind and envies no one. Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith,
its hope, and endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love;
but the greatest of them all is love.”
never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith,
its hope, and endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love;
but the greatest of them all is love.”
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 11:21 AM
saw that at Amoeba records in SF last week. No joke, their Laser Disc selection was unparalleled....
shitty is now.
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Posted 04 December 2009 - 04:42 PM
You can bring three friends to Laser Tag, son; that's all that will fit in the Saturn. Then they can sleep over and I'll make French toast.
Love like you don't need the money, dance like you've never been hurt, and work like nobody's watching.
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Posted 04 December 2009 - 05:10 PM
pick me pick me ohhh ohhh i wanna go can i huh can i huh?
-trunkspaceAll the time when I tell people what I do they say, "Oh I don't understand art, I can't even draw." (or worse, "I only like art I can understand.") Well, ya know what, I don't know how to make a car, but I sure appreciate being able to drive one.
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Posted 04 December 2009 - 06:47 PM
You can bring three friends to Laser Tag, son; that's all that will fit in the Saturn. Then they can sleep over and I'll make French toast.
Awwe mom.... you're the best.
If it were not for you I would never close doors.
Love is patient; love is kind and envies no one. Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith,
its hope, and endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love;
but the greatest of them all is love.”
never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith,
its hope, and endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love;
but the greatest of them all is love.”
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Posted 10 December 2009 - 12:38 PM
I hate you Jesus!
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 09:45 AM
Robin has always been a little jerk.
But he really does his job as being the bright little target for sharp shooters.
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 04:53 PM
Oh! Batman and Jesus, two of my favorit fictional characters!
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 09:53 AM
On account of you were born in a barn? Yeah, I know. That's what I'm here for, sweetie!Awwe mom.... you're the best.You can bring three friends to Laser Tag, son; that's all that will fit in the Saturn. Then they can sleep over and I'll make French toast.
If it were not for you I would never close doors.
Love like you don't need the money, dance like you've never been hurt, and work like nobody's watching.
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Posted 24 December 2009 - 08:51 AM
So what are you all getting for me?
Love is patient; love is kind and envies no one. Love is never boastful, nor conceited, nor rude;
never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith,
its hope, and endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love;
but the greatest of them all is love.”
never selfish, not quick to take offense. There is nothing love cannot face; there is no limit to its faith,
its hope, and endurance. In a word, there are three things that last forever: faith, hope, and love;
but the greatest of them all is love.”
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