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#1 Tony

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 07:01 PM

i was lucky enough to spend christmas with the whole family and give/get a lot of gifts, and for the first time that i can remember i didn't get anything that made me say "what the fuck were you thinking?", even from grandma and grandpa and they're like 90.

the coolest gift: a ceramic butter dish that's been hand-painted to resemble a slice of bacon.

what'd you get?
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Posted 25 December 2009 - 07:08 PM

i got drunk!

....okay, i'm still working on that, actually.
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you mean you forgot cranberries too?

#3 mothrock

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 07:36 PM

best gift so far was a kitchenaid mixer thing, but it was a combination of a birthday/christmas present.
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#4 The Real Jeffrey Lebowski

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 10:09 PM

Christmas Eve, tractor-driven hay ride christmas light tour. It was the most Christmas-y thing I've ever experienced.
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Posted 25 December 2009 - 10:24 PM

i'm starting to get the feeling i'm going to get robbed / killed / assaulted for christmas.

this is based on the police chopper that keeps flying over my house.
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you mean you forgot cranberries too?

#6 Tender Lad

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 10:31 PM

i'm starting to get the feeling i'm going to get robbed / killed / assaulted for christmas.

this is based on the police chopper that keeps flying over my house.

SWAT will bust in through your windows and they'll load all your shit into the chopper.
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#7 jeremy_arp

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Posted 25 December 2009 - 10:56 PM

I got tickets to see Sonic Youth. :D
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Posted 25 December 2009 - 11:31 PM

I got tickets to see Sonic Youth. :D


oh shit! That's like a week from now! I gotta get on that!
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Posted 26 December 2009 - 07:16 PM

Can you say, Steve Zissou standard issue red cap?

Or Jeff Tweedy tickets? yeah!!

oh yeah, and the love of my wife, friends & family....
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Posted 26 December 2009 - 09:22 PM

I got you all beat... On the 21st i got one of these!!
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she sleeps a lot and makes real poop and everything!
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Posted 27 December 2009 - 09:09 AM

that made me say "what the fuck were you thinking?", even from grandma and grandpa and they're like 90.


i got this from my grandma..

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no bullshit. i had a cousin living with me at one time and he wanted to have a "playboy party." anyway, i built him a stripper pole for the occasion. after he moved out it sat in the corner of the front room and was quite entertaining at parties. needless to say, my grandma knew i had it (took it down about a year ago) and thought this would elicit laughs from my entire family as i opened it. she was right. i text msg'd an pic of me holding it to my gf and immediately got "what the hell? you are so regifting that" as a reply. ha ha my grandma also got me a steelers cooler backpack thing and and ceramic football helmet serving dish so that was pretty cool.

got a 16 gauge shotgun from my dad. when i was driving away from our cabin last night he asked if i would leave the gun and one shell with him just in case he couldn't take any more of the family. ha

oh, and my special lady friend got me this bad boy:

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it lights up and everything!
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#12 Jacki O.

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Posted 28 December 2009 - 01:20 PM

I got you all beat... On the 21st i got one of these!!
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she sleeps a lot and makes real poop and everything!


Congrats!!!!!! that's awesome!

my dad gave me his old receiver so now i can finally listen to my records after a full year of my record player sitting in the corner of my room, gathering dust.

first record i listened to:
julie London - Make love to me
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 07:48 PM

I got this awesome sweatshirt from my dad.
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 10:20 PM

my grandma gave me a pair of guitar hero pajamas. i'm 35. they're pretty soft though.
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#15 Jacki O.

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Posted 29 December 2009 - 03:23 PM

I got this awesome sweatshirt from my dad.


Amazing!
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