That's What She Said
#1
Posted 28 December 2009 - 01:24 PM
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that "to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait."
"After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it?" Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
As to whether Mr. Jonas' bride agreed with his "that's it?" assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, "That's what she said."
kevin jonas is the ugly one
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 01:53 PM
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 02:10 PM
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 02:26 PM
#6
Posted 28 December 2009 - 02:32 PM
religious right, just what the world needs more of.
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Posted 28 December 2009 - 02:32 PM
#8
Posted 29 December 2009 - 08:21 AM
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#9
Posted 29 December 2009 - 08:24 AM
i believe that's what she said.. "2 minutes? that's it? that's what we waited for?"
when a 22 year old male has sex for the first time ever, it lasts waaaaaaaaaay less than 2 minutes. way less.
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#10
Posted 29 December 2009 - 08:25 AM
i believe that's what she said.. "2 minutes? that's it? that's what we waited for?"
when a 22 year old male has sex for the first time ever, it lasts waaaaaaaaaay less than 2 minutes. way less.
yeah.. i almost went back and changed it.. ha ha
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Posted 29 December 2009 - 09:44 AM
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Posted 30 December 2009 - 01:39 PM
I also had a dream last night where I was at this really fucked-up museum, and I got to eat some of this kid's wedding cake.
#13
Posted 30 December 2009 - 02:11 PM
He say's to the media, he say's "that's it?"
Boy, he better hope this marriage lasts. Not a whole lot of us lining up for seconds of that rave review.
#14
Posted 30 December 2009 - 03:23 PM
-trunkspaceAll the time when I tell people what I do they say, "Oh I don't understand art, I can't even draw." (or worse, "I only like art I can understand.") Well, ya know what, I don't know how to make a car, but I sure appreciate being able to drive one.
#15
Posted 30 December 2009 - 03:32 PM
makes me think of Jack's character in forgetting sarah marshall. hahaha
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