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[Jacki O.]

i posted this blog on PoolBoy about hot super heroes you would bang.

guess who's my number one?

batman

Monday, January 18, 2010
Super Bangable

So I've just started watching that tv show Heroes (i know, what year is it?! 2004?!) and last night, as i leisurely lounged in front of the tv, my sister asked me which super power I would want out of all the super powers on the show. This question got me thinking about super hot super hereos and which ones were bangable and which ones I would rather not see in tights. I tend to always move important philosophical discussions towards the topic of sex, it's my super power.


Here's my list of Movie/TV Versions of Super Heroes That I would Totally Bang:

Batman

Definitely Michael Keaton (back in the day yo), definitely Christian Bale, probably George Clooney (a classic move) and maybe if I've had a few glasses of wine, Val Kilmer.
But most definitely Bruce Wayne.


Wolverine

Australians and sideburns have never been this sexy together.



Knight Rider

Would I bang back-in-the-day David Hasselhoff?
Sie wetteten doucheland!


The Human Torch

HOT.
I don't know your name, generic good looking actor, but I'd hit it.


Manimal

you bet your fucking ass



which super heroes would you super bang?

[Jacki O.]

haha it does!



FYI
you can bang whoever you want. you don't have to choose from my list.

but you did just say you'd bang the 'hoff so.......

[Jacki O.]

Can women actually be superheros? (oh snap!)

why i oughta


you're a hater today!!!

[Jacki O.]

i think you need a super villain to sit on your face:

[Tender Lad]

Kate Beckensale in Underworld is boneriffic.

[mancopter]

Since when is Knight Rider a superhero?

[Jacki O.]

And here's my list of Movie/TV Versions of Super Heroes I Would Totally Give A Fake Number To:

Spiderman

Two words: Tobey Maguire
or one word: spiders
or this word: gross



Bibleman

I bet the sex is just awful.



Captain Nice

You mean Captain Nice Cameltoe
Heyo!

Nice guys always finish last

[Jacki O.]

Since when is Knight Rider a superhero?

he drives around, controlling KITT and saving people....so?

[differently biotic]

that human torch is Chris Evans and he is super hot in person even with his super bro tattoos.


Bruce Wayne - Clark Kent - Matt Murdock - Bruce Banner - Peter Petrelli - Gabriel Gray - Steve Rogers

[Jacki O.]

Bibleman


i never noticed the mel gibson-style "evil jew" up in the corner. He must be the villain in the bibleman universe.

[MikeyWretch]