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#31 The Real Jeffrey Lebowski

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Posted 10 February 2010 - 01:57 PM

RICHMOND, FEB. 9 -- The House of Delegates is scheduled to vote Wednesday on a bill that would protect Virginians from attempts by employers or insurance companies to implant microchips in their bodies against their will.

It might also save humanity from the antichrist, some supporters think.

Del. Mark L. Cole (R-Fredericksburg), the bill's sponsor, said that privacy issues are the chief concern behind his attempt to criminalize the involuntary implantation of microchips. But he also said he shared concerns that the devices could someday be used as the "mark of the beast" described in the Book of Revelation.

"My understanding -- I'm not a theologian -- but there's a prophecy in the Bible that says you'll have to receive a mark, or you can neither buy nor sell things in end times," Cole said. "Some people think these computer chips might be that mark."

Cole said that the growing use of microchips could allow employers, insurers or the government to track people against their will and that implanting a foreign object into a human being could also have adverse health effects.

"I just think you should have the right to control your own body," Cole said.


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Posted 10 February 2010 - 01:59 PM

but only if you're a man

right?
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Posted 10 February 2010 - 02:22 PM

but only if you're a man

right?


correct. we need to keep chips implanted in women to track them and make sure they're not running around getting abortions all day.

it's funny to me that this law seems reasonable enough, but they still had to throw the whole "mark of the beast" thing in there.
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Posted 11 February 2010 - 05:01 PM

i say bullshit!!!!

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 05:05 PM

Totally lame but when I walk through the scanners it will probably suck more for the TSA employees than for me.
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#36 The Real Jeffrey Lebowski

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 10:04 PM

When I was in London, I sat in on a bit of a House of Commons session. One of the three topics they touched upon was climate change. One dude there (their version of a crazy republican) said "well, it's snowing a lot and really cold - how is there global warming?" (in not so many words). He was rightfully laughed off by all in attendance.

In America? We've got a whole "news" network pushing that bullshit.

Thankfully, there's still The Daily Show

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Posted 27 April 2010 - 08:46 PM

Chickens

Also, here's a calculator to seen how many you'll need...
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