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[Jacki O.]

so there was that earthquake in Iran that the clerics blamed on scantily clad women (i hope i did my part by wearing a skirt).

then this lady who blogs alot was all "oh hellz to tha no" and she created this facebook page called BoobQuake - they set a date - April 26. Every lady was supposed to wear clothing showing a lot of skin to show the clerics that scantily clad women don't cause god's wrath/earthquakes.

but yesterday, on boobquake day, a 6.9 earthquake hit off the coast of Taiwan.

oops
wrong country. sorry taiwan

but the cups always full for me so i think we can use this new found power to force countries to bow at our will.

we dont even need soldiers or a military any more - we just need legions of women wearing low cut v-neck shirts and clothing from American Apparel.

so ima be all like "yo iran, you think that earthquake was tough? wait till we call up our daisy duke regimen. you wont even be able to pinpoint where iran was on the map after our bikini class destroys you with a 7.0"

oh north korea? you want some of this? we've got jumpers and thigh highs just waiting for the command.

Colbert on boobquake

[jeremx]

i wonder if all the plus-size genitalia'd men of phoenix (previously noted in the size thread) could get together and through some kind of "white lasso" or "helicopter" action could whip up some tornadoes to send at jan brewer's office.

[donald]

oops
wrong country. sorry taiwan

best apology ever

i wonder if all the plus-size genitalia'd men of phoenix (previously noted in the size thread) could get together and through some kind of "white lasso" or "helicopter" action could whip up some tornadoes to send at jan brewer's office.

I finally have justification for perfecting the Helicopter after all these years

YESSSSSSSS

[fatguyaz]

but the cups always full for me

pun intended? D cups?!

[raubhimself]

'Cause the walls start shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and you -

Shook me all night long

[John MFer]

The fark boobquake thread was positively epic.

[bethvg82]

oops
wrong country. sorry taiwan

best apology ever

i wonder if all the plus-size genitalia'd men of phoenix (previously noted in the size thread) could get together and through some kind of "white lasso" or "helicopter" action could whip up some tornadoes to send at jan brewer's office.

I finally have justification for perfecting the Helicopter after all these years

YESSSSSSSS

Don't give him an excuse. He does the Helicopter enough already for no reason.

[Quezo]

oops
wrong country. sorry taiwan

best apology ever

i wonder if all the plus-size genitalia'd men of phoenix (previously noted in the size thread) could get together and through some kind of "white lasso" or "helicopter" action could whip up some tornadoes to send at jan brewer's office.

I finally have justification for perfecting the Helicopter after all these years

YESSSSSSSS

Don't give him an excuse. He does the Helicopter enough already for no reason.

TMI. Your bedroom antics are none of my concern.

Are you gonna tell us all what the swing is for now?

[donald]

oops
wrong country. sorry taiwan

best apology ever

i wonder if all the plus-size genitalia'd men of phoenix (previously noted in the size thread) could get together and through some kind of "white lasso" or "helicopter" action could whip up some tornadoes to send at jan brewer's office.

I finally have justification for perfecting the Helicopter after all these years

YESSSSSSSS

Don't give him an excuse. He does the Helicopter enough already for no reason.

TMI. Your bedroom antics are none of my concern.

Are you gonna tell us all what the swing is for now?

we have a swing?

[weener]

I think that one was my fault. Yesterday was my day off and I didn't even put on a bra until 9 PM.

[soudou]

AW FUCK I MISSED IT

man, i love boobs.

[bethvg82]

oops
wrong country. sorry taiwan

best apology ever

i wonder if all the plus-size genitalia'd men of phoenix (previously noted in the size thread) could get together and through some kind of "white lasso" or "helicopter" action could whip up some tornadoes to send at jan brewer's office.

I finally have justification for perfecting the Helicopter after all these years

YESSSSSSSS

Don't give him an excuse. He does the Helicopter enough already for no reason.

TMI. Your bedroom antics are none of my concern.

Are you gonna tell us all what the swing is for now?

You mean this swing?

NSFW:

Spoiler

(It's for doing IT.)

[donald]

oops
wrong country. sorry taiwan

best apology ever

i wonder if all the plus-size genitalia'd men of phoenix (previously noted in the size thread) could get together and through some kind of "white lasso" or "helicopter" action could whip up some tornadoes to send at jan brewer's office.

I finally have justification for perfecting the Helicopter after all these years

YESSSSSSSS

Don't give him an excuse. He does the Helicopter enough already for no reason.

TMI. Your bedroom antics are none of my concern.

Are you gonna tell us all what the swing is for now?

You mean this swing?

NSFW:

Spoiler

(It's for doing IT.)

oh yeah baby

[urvile]

Meh, I didn't see any girls in skimpy clothes. Or maybe Applebees isn't the happenin place on monday nights