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#31 Dr. Lazarus

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 02:45 PM

Shows = alcohol.

Alcohol = drunk deaf.

Drunk deaf = I never think i need earplugs.

Except for Einhorn & Destoroyah in a coffee shop. Those dudes hurt.


ELDERS wins at killing ears! SO GOOD/LOUD


Einhorn will fuck Elders in the mouth with the Hammer of God when it comes to volume.


Nope! you are wrong. sorry. :) have a nice day!


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#32 MikeyWretch

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 02:46 PM

Shows = alcohol.

Alcohol = drunk deaf.

Drunk deaf = I never think i need earplugs.

Except for Einhorn & Destoroyah in a coffee shop. Those dudes hurt.


ELDERS wins at killing ears! SO GOOD/LOUD


Einhorn will fuck Elders in the mouth with the Hammer of God when it comes to volume.


Nope! you are wrong. sorry. :) have a nice day!


You're lucky your avatar has a thugged out Tazmanian Devil on it, otherwise you'd get sodomized by a unicorn for saying that.


Did you say Unicorn? Oh I hope SO!
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Posted 04 May 2010 - 02:53 PM

Shows = alcohol.

Alcohol = drunk deaf.

Drunk deaf = I never think i need earplugs.

Except for Einhorn & Destoroyah in a coffee shop. Those dudes hurt.


ELDERS wins at killing ears! SO GOOD/LOUD


Einhorn will fuck Elders in the mouth with the Hammer of God when it comes to volume.


Nope! you are wrong. sorry. :) have a nice day!


You're lucky your avatar has a thugged out Tazmanian Devil on it, otherwise you'd get sodomized by a unicorn for saying that.


Did you say Unicorn? Oh I hope SO!


no link to the creepy unicorn guy, mikey? you're slipping.
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#34 MikeyWretch

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 02:55 PM

Shows = alcohol.

Alcohol = drunk deaf.

Drunk deaf = I never think i need earplugs.

Except for Einhorn & Destoroyah in a coffee shop. Those dudes hurt.


ELDERS wins at killing ears! SO GOOD/LOUD


Einhorn will fuck Elders in the mouth with the Hammer of God when it comes to volume.


Nope! you are wrong. sorry. :) have a nice day!


You're lucky your avatar has a thugged out Tazmanian Devil on it, otherwise you'd get sodomized by a unicorn for saying that.


Did you say Unicorn? Oh I hope SO!


no link to the creepy unicorn guy, mikey? you're slipping.


I shall only post him when its not expected, sir. :)
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#35 SatansLittleHelper

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:00 PM

Einhorn Destroys ALL!!!!




nuff said
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#36 JesusChrist

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:02 PM

No I think only my dad can do that.

You are wrong.
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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:04 PM

No I think only my dad can do that.

You are wrong.




that's not what your dad said when I was face fucking him lastnight



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#38 BatMan

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:05 PM

Good thing you are not talking about my parents.
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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:14 PM

Good thing you are not talking about my parents.



sorry to be the bringer of bad news :(

but........

Actually both your parents have the same potential as I do to be the father of Jesus.



your mom was a hermaphrodite and loved raping jewish women. Wait, your mom wasn't Jan Brewer, nevermind. Your parents are good people.
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#40 MikeyWretch

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:16 PM

I still think Hanson holds the record for loudest concert ever.
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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:24 PM

Okay it looks like it was not the band that was loud but they had the lousest crowd ever.

I think The Who or Kiss hold the record.
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Posted 04 May 2010 - 08:57 PM

Shows = alcohol.

Alcohol = drunk deaf.

Drunk deaf = I never think i need earplugs.

Except for Einhorn & Destoroyah in a coffee shop. Those dudes hurt.


ELDERS wins at killing ears! SO GOOD/LOUD


ELDERS vs. Destoroyah = "Volume-off"
winner take all.
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#43 hexaclopsclopsclops

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 09:52 PM

I'll take that challenge, can someone put a mic on Andrew's kick drum?
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Posted 04 May 2010 - 10:37 PM

I'll take that challenge, can someone put a mic on Andrew's kick drum?



Yes, but I won't turn it on.
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Posted 05 May 2010 - 10:10 AM

Shows = alcohol.

Alcohol = drunk deaf.

Drunk deaf = I never think i need earplugs.

Except for Einhorn & Destoroyah in a coffee shop. Those dudes hurt.


ELDERS wins at killing ears! SO GOOD/LOUD


ELDERS vs. Destoroyah = "Volume-off"
winner take all.


Do not fuck with us. Those bands only seem louder because they don't tune to Z like we do.
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